How Clowns Became Terrifying

alib

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In The Atlantic How Clowns Became Terrifying
American Horror Story: Freak Show caps off centuries of suspicion towards Bozo & co.



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Yikes!
 
Clown are not and never have been terrifying. Sad, boring, unoriginal, worthy of contempt and a few lengths of the piranha pool, sure.

Terrifying. Don't think so.
 
Clown are not and never have been terrifying. Sad, boring, unoriginal, worthy of contempt and a few lengths of the piranha pool, sure.

Terrifying. Don't think so.

This one was.
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Mind you he did do some great balloon sculpture, granted they all looked like nooses & dicks.
 
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So many people are scared of clowns that you could set up 'clown therapy' where you get some dwarves, dress them as clowns and then allow people to pay to set about them with a riding-crop. For people really scared, you could start with dressing monkeys up as clowns and they could work up to dwarves from there.

This would expand the pool of potential customers to people who hate monkeys as well.

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alib

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So many people are scared of clowns that you could set up 'clown therapy' where you get some dwarves, dress them as clowns and then allow people to pay to set about them with a riding-crop. For people really scared, you could start with dressing monkeys up as clowns and they could work up to dwarves from there.

This would expand the pool of potential customers to people who hate monkeys as well.

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I'll have to change my underwear now.
 

theoriginalphantom

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you could hold your therapy sessions here

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Clown are not and never have been terrifying. Sad, boring, unoriginal, worthy of contempt and a few lengths of the piranha pool, sure.

Terrifying. Don't think so.

Do you write Discworld novels?
 

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