How clean are you?

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  1. I only scored 63% my god that makes me sound like a skip rat whichI assure you I aint! my dad used to inspect our bedrooms each week, Stand by your beds! I think I must be rebelling now, well thats my excuse and Im sticking to it
  2. 73% but then again I don't have a car.
  3. Well Im going to say if it wasnt for the kids mine would be 100% the kids make all the mess!
  4. My missus is terrible in this regard. I went into the kitchen this morning and the sink was full of dirty dishes. I had to have a p1ss in the garden.
  5. I dont believe this test, it shows me as 50% clean. It should be closer to 0 than that...
  6. I only scored a disapointing 73% Clean, but who knew that the rule about waiting to rob someones chair in the pub affected how clean you are?
  7. Have i missed something all these years, whats the 5 second rule?

    oh and im 70 per cent clean my mother would be so proud..
  8. 77% but my other half doesn't believe it.

    scotlass, the 5 second rule is if a foodstuff falls on the floor it's perfectly acceptable to eat it if you pick it up within 5 seconds. Guess it depends if the dog gets there first.
  9. Thanx _kat_ i just let the kids and the dog fight it out amongst themselves.
  10. 73%. But I must admit that when it said "...How often do you clean..." I took it as meaning "...How often does your wife..."

    But that counts, dunnit?
  11. 77%-I too didn't have a clue what the 5 second rule was.
  12. 73% - seems to be a popular score thus far. It strikes me that anything more strays into the realms of OCD.
  13. fcuking mingers.
  14. 80% you rotters but don't know what the 5 second rule is