Yeah, you did me Mum. Lets move on? I should have posted this in the Intellegence bit, but I did Wooperts Mum once and I am not sure he has forgiven me. She was all right, but I have had better to be honest. Right. Heres the deal. How much does it cost to stand for a member of Parliament. And what sort of forms does one have to fill in? Any input from clever people appreciated.