She was down town again this afternoon. On her way home she phones, conversation was as follows.
Her..."Damn roadworks again, they've blocked off our road for getting home. I had to carry on down the road and then I took a left and carried on for a few miles now I don't know where I am" (she shouts down the phone angrily)
Me... Did it occur to you to turn around at one of the businesses about 100 yards on and drive back then take the road behind the Bank to get back on to our road.
Her... Dead silence for a bit then hangs up
Also when she told me she didn't know where she was, it never occurred to her to get the name of the street she was on and enter it into fecking big screen in front of her that has SatNav.
Bone as feck.