RigPig
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Indeed, but everyone else seems to get by with "overalls".
The RAF called them Denims when I was in. Obviously they didn't want any army slang.
RP
Indeed, but everyone else seems to get by with "overalls".
And presumably why he's swanning around with his hands in his pockets unchallenged...The model made it to Lt Cdr which is why he had his face blanked out a bit.
An ongoing situation: I'm typing in real time.
I'm taking the wife out for an early dinner tonight for her birthday, leaving the household at 16:00, reservation is at 17:00.
12:00:
Her: I'm going to take a shower and start getting ready.
Me: Ok, I'm going for a nap.
13:30: I awake, the bathroom door is still closed but I can hear motion.
13:30 - 15:00: Lot's of motion in & out of the bathroom, to the bedroom, the closet, & back to the bathroom.
15:00:
Me: Any chance we get some closure to the bathroom situation?
Her: What?
Me: Well, we are leaving in an hour and I need to get ready myself.
Her: I'm done, you can use it if you want.
Me: Thanks, for letting me know. - I stand up.
Her: Hang on a sec, I still need to put my lipstick on.
I sit down.
17:28
Me: fer fukks sake.. I need to get ready !!!!!
It: Shush, I'm almost done and walks back into the bathroom, back to the bedroom, back to the bathroom.
17:33: Tick. Tick, Tick, Fume, Fume, Fume!!
17:36:
It: Are you getting ready or what?
I'm gunna blow I tells ya !!
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You muppet!! I start getting ready when SWMBO is at the door ready to leave the house or even better outside. One important point, why didn't you use one of the other bathrooms? why get ready just go as you are, use crash out drills and you should be in the vehicle within 3minsAn ongoing situation: I'm typing in real time.
I'm taking the wife out for an early dinner tonight for her birthday, leaving the household at 16:00, reservation is at 17:00.
12:00:
Her: I'm going to take a shower and start getting ready.
Me: Ok, I'm going for a nap.
13:30: I awake, the bathroom door is still closed but I can hear motion.
13:30 - 15:00: Lot's of motion in & out of the bathroom, to the bedroom, the closet, & back to the bathroom.
15:00:
Me: Any chance we get some closure to the bathroom situation?
Her: What?
Me: Well, we are leaving in an hour and I need to get ready myself.
Her: I'm done, you can use it if you want.
Me: Thanks, for letting me know. - I stand up.
Her: Hang on a sec, I still need to put my lipstick on.
I sit down.
17:28
Me: fer fukks sake.. I need to get ready !!!!!
It: Shush, I'm almost done and walks back into the bathroom, back to the bedroom, back to the bathroom.
17:33: Tick. Tick, Tick, Fume, Fume, Fume!!
17:36:
It: Are you getting ready or what?
I'm gunna blow I tells ya !!
you mean Onesies.....aaaa blessI remember parades like this in the late 80,s, Coveralls with pressed creases in arms and legs.With stable belts highly polished and battery cravats. Bulled boots also obviously. We used to have 3 sets of coveralls issued so we kept one new set just for parades and swapped into an old set to work in. We also had to get completely changed into working dress for anywhere other than the gun park. Artillery bullshit back then was mind boggling.
You're late. WTF have you been doing?
Relax Chaps. Show parade was at 16:00. Shit, Shower, Shave, the whole shebang. Waiting for the cab now.You muppet!! I start getting ready when SWMBO is at the door ready to leave the house or even better outside. One important point, why didn't you use one of the other bathrooms? why get ready just go as you are, use crash out drills and you should be in the vehicle within 3mins
An ongoing situation: I'm typing in real time.
I'm taking the wife out for an early dinner tonight for her birthday, leaving the household at 16:00, reservation is at 17:00.
12:00:
Her: I'm going to take a shower and start getting ready.
Me: Ok, I'm going for a nap.
13:30: I awake, the bathroom door is still closed but I can hear motion.
13:30 - 15:00: Lot's of motion in & out of the bathroom, to the bedroom, the closet, & back to the bathroom.
15:00:
Me: Any chance we get some closure to the bathroom situation?
Her: What?
Me: Well, we are leaving in an hour and I need to get ready myself.
Her: I'm done, you can use it if you want.
Me: Thanks, for letting me know. - I stand up.
Her: Hang on a sec, I still need to put my lipstick on.
I sit down.
17:28
Me: fer fukks sake.. I need to get ready !!!!!
It: Shush, I'm almost done and walks back into the bathroom, back to the bedroom, back to the bathroom.
17:33: Tick. Tick, Tick, Fume, Fume, Fume!!
17:36:
It: Are you getting ready or what?
I'm gunna blow I tells ya !!
If she rings down for the engine warm-up at 1200 with the pilot booked for a 1600 cast-off then I think he needs to consider a new patio.I think you either need to alter the timings you've put in the above post, or accept that your table will have been given away...
Or just leave the bathroom door unlocked when he's in the shower.
After twenty years or so most men leave the door open when they’re on the shitter!
That's not bone, that's just plain rude.An ongoing situation: I'm typing in real time.
I'm taking the wife out for an early dinner tonight for her birthday, leaving the household at 16:00, reservation is at 17:00.
12:00:
Her: I'm going to take a shower and start getting ready.
Me: Ok, I'm going for a nap.
13:30: I awake, the bathroom door is still closed but I can hear motion.
13:30 - 15:00: Lot's of motion in & out of the bathroom, to the bedroom, the closet, & back to the bathroom.
15:00:
Me: Any chance we get some closure to the bathroom situation?
Her: What?
Me: Well, we are leaving in an hour and I need to get ready myself.
Her: I'm done, you can use it if you want.
Me: Thanks, for letting me know. - I stand up.
Her: Hang on a sec, I still need to put my lipstick on.
I sit down.
17:28
Me: fer fukks sake.. I need to get ready !!!!!
It: Shush, I'm almost done and walks back into the bathroom, back to the bedroom, back to the bathroom.
17:33: Tick. Tick, Tick, Fume, Fume, Fume!!
17:36:
It: Are you getting ready or what?
I'm gunna blow I tells ya !!
Next time you'll know, so tell her you're taking her out for dinner, let her go through all the faff.An ongoing situation: I'm typing in real time.
I'm taking the wife out for an early dinner tonight for her birthday, leaving the household at 16:00, reservation is at 17:00.
12:00:
Her: I'm going to take a shower and start getting ready.
Me: Ok, I'm going for a nap.
13:30: I awake, the bathroom door is still closed but I can hear motion.
13:30 - 15:00: Lot's of motion in & out of the bathroom, to the bedroom, the closet, & back to the bathroom.
15:00:
Me: Any chance we get some closure to the bathroom situation?
Her: What?
Me: Well, we are leaving in an hour and I need to get ready myself.
Her: I'm done, you can use it if you want.
Me: Thanks, for letting me know. - I stand up.
Her: Hang on a sec, I still need to put my lipstick on.
I sit down.
17:28
Me: fer fukks sake.. I need to get ready !!!!!
It: Shush, I'm almost done and walks back into the bathroom, back to the bedroom, back to the bathroom.
17:33: Tick. Tick, Tick, Fume, Fume, Fume!!
17:36:
It: Are you getting ready or what?
I'm gunna blow I tells ya !!