Typical woman. Trying to end the awkward time, not with an apology and an offer of a BJ or even restocking the beer fridge for you.Too late, she wants one of my beers and is being friendly. I think radio silence is over but the atmosphere is still snakey.
One of colleagues recently said "you must have amazing make up sex". Oh how I laughed!Typical woman. Trying to end the awkward time, not with an apology and an offer of a BJ or even restocking the beer fridge for you.
No! She wants one of YOUR beers!
Resist man, you know it makes sense.
P.d. what flowers do you like for your funeral?
To be fair. I’d be happy to bin that awful crockery. Looks like my gran’s stuff (and matching bathroom suite).
Sealant around the seat bolts? Really....?Today's job was fitting a new toilet seat. Usually a 15 minute job. Too far back/forward/left/right and so on until she approves. 'Did you put sealant round the screws?' I have now. I facetiously if she'd like the first pee. She could be accompanied either by Handel's Water Music or The March of the Peers from Iolanthe. Some women have no sense of occasion (or humour).