What buy a frying pan without her approval?The trick there is to wrap it so it's obvious what it is but put her real present (a little jewellers box with a nice pendant or ear-rings or whatever, for example) in the pan before wrapping it. She carps off when you hand it to her, being an obvious shape. Eventually, when you can get a word in, suggest that instead of being an ingrate bitch she unwrap it. Out falls the jewellers box, she picks it up, opens it....
...and then every year, for the rest of her/your* life, you get to
guilt tripremind her of it instead.
* Whichever comes first.
25 year old stepdaughter you say? Post photos of her with the new mutt.Not the Mrs but the 25 year old stepdaughter.
Now bear in mind I had to have my lad put to sleep at the beginning of October..
She's seen Two Bull Mastiffs for sale and has said she'll pay for it, bills etc etc etc.. Yeah right, she's going to look after it... Yeah right..
Which bit of "I don't want another fecking dog" don't you seem to understand.
Apparently I'm Angry for no reason at all...
(looks like we'll be having another Mastiff as the long haired OC will side with her long haired offspring)
Civvy Scum is not allowed to indulge in self abuse. He is not even allowed to pick his own shoes.No chance.
She's stunningly pretty, takes after her mum.
I'm not being held responsible for you old farts wanking yourselves to death.