Tyk
LE
Careful, you could get done by the environmental enforcement people. Make sure the body is well weighted down, apparently wrapping in chicken wire first isn't a bad idea.
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how bone is your missus.
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LE
Careful, you could get done by the environmental enforcement people. Make sure the body is well weighted down, apparently wrapping in chicken wire first isn't a bad idea.
NSP
LE
Cheesewires the flesh when the corpse bloats from the internal decay gases, releasing those gases and preventing the corpse from resurfacing.
A couple of breeze-blocks tied firmly to the mesh helps, also.
According to my casual reading of certain researched magazine articles and nothing else, obviously.
scoldog
LE
It's already been discussed at great length hereCheesewires the flesh when the corpse bloats from the internal decay gases, releasing those gases and preventing the corpse from resurfacing.
A couple of breeze-blocks tied firmly to the mesh helps, also.
According to my casual reading of certain researched magazine articles and nothing else, obviously.
Including documentation
NSP
LE
Indeed. I may well have been one of the discussers.
Lardbeast
LE
Cheesewires the flesh when the corpse bloats from the internal decay gases, releasing those gases and preventing the corpse from resurfacing.
A couple of breeze-blocks tied firmly to the mesh helps, also.
According to my casual reading of certain researched magazine articles and nothing else, obviously.
Allows ickle biteys in to strip the bones too.
Wouldn't worry about breeze blocks, the wire can corrode and they're awkward to move around attached to the carcase. Few yards of chain threaded through the chicken wire and around the meaty bits does the job.
Deep, prolific stabbing of the torso helps too.
What I meant was for her do the dhobi on the rocks on the riverbank, sorry for any confusion, on the other hand....
wheel
LE
Best get the bar of soap and dolly board out then
Wardrobe FFS: Today we have to go to a funeral.
Mrs W: Holding up a very nice Black 3/4 length wool coat. "I forgot I had bought this , got it ages ago in a sale absolute bargain"
Me: FFS how many times its only a bargain if you buy something that you really need at a low price, not just because you want it ".
Mrs W: "Yes it was , cause I need it now and you are a miserable tight bastard"
Me: To myself "STFU you are not going to win this one. "
Civvy Scum
LE
Further to my post elsewhere regarding the UK sending vaccine overseas once we're all jabbed, I was looking online to see how far other places are getting on with things.
Allowing it's only a small place, Gibraltar has got over 90 people per 100 vaccinated so far, which is very good. The UK is currently at about 28.
Her reaction when I told her the Gib number, "Well it's only a small island".
Allowing it's only a small place, Gibraltar has got over 90 people per 100 vaccinated so far, which is very good. The UK is currently at about 28.
Her reaction when I told her the Gib number, "Well it's only a small island".
Teeblerone
War Hero
It TOTALLY was NOT Thursday the other day.
It was the Other OTHER day that was the actual Thursday. (Says Nursey)
robroy
LE
According to the faint print just above my original post, it was Yesterday, now I am buggered.
Mike Barton
LE
She's right though.
Rapierman
LE
Read the Rebus series by Ian Rankin, instruction book . Or Val McDermids stuff. Surprisingly both Jockanese, one Edinburgh one West coast but both surprisingly clued up on the more grim sides of life!Cheesewires the flesh when the corpse bloats from the internal decay gases, releasing those gases and preventing the corpse from resurfacing.
A couple of breeze-blocks tied firmly to the mesh helps, also.
According to my casual reading of certain researched magazine articles and nothing else, obviously.
NSP
LE
I learned it from a Tom Clancy novel - Without Remorse - where dumping the wire-bound corpse in an area with a dense crab population is advocated. Apparently crabs are to the corpses sub-sea as pigs are to them in the sty.
I am disgruntled to learn that there is a film adaptation expected later this year that bears absolutely fuck-all resemblance to the storyline of the book it is allegedly based on:-
Without Remorse (film) - Wikipedia
en.wikipedia.org
Compare and contrast:-
Without Remorse - Wikipedia
en.wikipedia.org
scoldog
LE
Forgot all about that book (and I've got it in the library).I learned it from a Tom Clancy novel - Without Remorse - where dumping the wire-bound corpse in an area with a dense crab population is advocated. Apparently crabs are to the corpses sub-sea as pigs are to them in the sty.
I am disgruntled to learn that there is a film adaptation expected later this year that bears absolutely fuck-all resemblance to the storyline of the book it is allegedly based on:-
Without Remorse (film) - Wikipedia
Compare and contrast:-
Without Remorse - Wikipedia
Nice to know the woke industry has extended their influence and that John Kelly/Clark is now a black man.
NSP
LE
Actually a damn good novel, that one.
scoldog
LE
It is. Despite the fact I forgot all about it, I'd probably rate in the top three Tom Clancy Jack Ryan books
In no particular order
The Bear and the Dragon
Without Remorse
Sum Of All Fears (talking about the book, not movie)
Other books worthy of a mention
Rainbox Six (Not exactly Jack Ryan, but still a darn good book)
Executive Orders
Debt Of Honour
NSP
LE
R6 is the JC counter-terrorism schtick, based on a joint US/Euro CT unit based out of that place known for its colourful boathouse, isn't it? (I can't be arsed to go dig it out of the cupboard and read the back-cover blurb but I know it's in there somewhere). All his techno-thrillers are rocket-riders, in my opinion. You've just got to be in the mood, have time to read a page-turner that's four inches thick, is all!!!
ColdWarWorrier
Old-Salt
Actually, both Rankin and McDermid are from Fife: Rankin from Cardenden and McDermid from Kirkcaldy. Both excellent writers though, I’ve read pretty much everything they’ve published.
Their research and knowledge is amazing. So much so that Dundee University has named its pathology lab after McDermid. Rankin has to make do with a street named in his honour in Cardenden.
If you want an alternative to disposing of loved ones under the patio, you could do worse than reading the output of those two.
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