You lucky bastard.Missus busy laying tiles in the utility room floor, 18 square metres. About 162, 30 cm (one foot) tiles.
Congratulated her on a sterling effort which it is and she is making a great job of it.
"What a shame I've had to work over the last 6 days as I would have loved to help!!!"
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"If I had a ******* choice I would have chosen ******* eggs, a **** sight less painful to lay."
Anyway If anyone needs a top tiler ask her yourself, I will be taking cover.