As I said, you is lucky!I think she realised she'd stepped over the line. There was a small, nervous giggle, then silence. Beautiful silence.
As I said, you is lucky!I think she realised she'd stepped over the line. There was a small, nervous giggle, then silence. Beautiful silence.
Kylie Minogue Walt!I should be so lucky.
LUCKY LUCKY LUCKYKylie Minogue Walt!![]()
What size was the circular bowl? How big was the knife? Any idea of the terminal velocity as you let it go? A good guess at the angle from arm to sink?
Asking for a friend......
getting a bit Carried Away there.LUCKY LUCKY LUCKY
Yair, but the [targetted audience] Septics are lapping it up ... as, regretfully, are some of our Antipodean uneducateables.Sat down with mrs Simmerit last night to watch the Crown - the one where Chalie boy and Di go to 'Ayres Dock' in Aus (which is a classic in itself).
At the end of it, she turns round and asks 'when did Australia stop being part of the what you ma call it?'
'The commonwealth you mean?' 'Are you asking me when Australia became a Republic?'
'Yes' she says.
Scary.
This would work in the same way as when you drop something important it instantly becomes invisible to the human eye by rolling uphill over rough terrain for 30ft until it comes to rest against a background of exactly the same colour, if the object you dropped is sharp you will find 3 months later when you tread on it, unless it’s a 10mm socket you’ll never see that again, not on this plain of existence.The main thing appears to be having the bowl leaning at an angle in the sink.
Shoulder height to sink at a distance of about six feet. Interesting that the knife post bowl came out point first. No matter how hard I try a thrown knife always spins.,
She's searching for home insurance quotes online.
"In our postcode, XY0 ABC, in the 'XY zero' bit at the start, is it a zero or is it an 'o' like a letter?"
"Eh? You mean, is the zero a zero?"
"Yes"
<sigh>
Problem is you'll have 5 alibis putting you in different places at the same time.Should any of our correspondents on this thread require an alibi or character reference (I've known you all 40+ years, served together and thoroughly decent chaps), it shall be freely given. I would hope some of you might reciprocate if needed.
Alas it is true; I can't multitask like my wife, or as I put it 'can't f*****g prioritise'.Problem is you'll have 5 alibis putting you in different places at the same time.
She gets a choice?Bangers and mash for dinner tonight, asks the Mrs how many sausages she wanted, she asks what packs we had, had a pack of 8 and a pack of 12, her answer? 5, fkin 5 so I have to open up the big pack instead of the little one.
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Bangers and mash for dinner tonight, asks the Mrs how many sausages she wanted, she asks what packs we had, had a pack of 8 and a pack of 12, her answer? 5, fkin 5 so I have to open up the big pack instead of the little one.
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FIVE sausages? Is your missus Diane Abbot?Bangers and mash for dinner tonight, asks the Mrs how many sausages she wanted, she asks what packs we had, had a pack of 8 and a pack of 12, her answer? 5, fkin 5 so I have to open up the big pack instead of the little one.
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Fat bastardsBangers and mash for dinner tonight, asks the Mrs how many sausages she wanted, she asks what packs we had, had a pack of 8 and a pack of 12, her answer? 5, fkin 5 so I have to open up the big pack instead of the little one.
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Nahh.FIVE sausages? Is your missus Diane Abbot?
Bangers and mash for dinner tonight, asks the Mrs how many sausages she wanted, she asks what packs we had, had a pack of 8 and a pack of 12, her answer? 5, fkin 5 so I have to open up the big pack instead of the little one.
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He'd lose three between his teeth.Couldn't you just have had three joker?