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how bone is your missus.
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BossHogg
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Kylie Minogue Walt!
wheel
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LUCKY LUCKY LUCKYKylie Minogue Walt!
ericferret
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The main thing appears to be having the bowl leaning at an angle in the sink.
Shoulder height to sink at a distance of about six feet. Interesting that the knife post bowl came out point first. No matter how hard I try a thrown knife always spins.,
scoldog
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getting a bit Carried Away there.
PuriPuriManTumas
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Yair, but the [targetted audience] Septics are lapping it up ... as, regretfully, are some of our Antipodean uneducateables.
Linview
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This would work in the same way as when you drop something important it instantly becomes invisible to the human eye by rolling uphill over rough terrain for 30ft until it comes to rest against a background of exactly the same colour, if the object you dropped is sharp you will find 3 months later when you tread on it, unless it’s a 10mm socket you’ll never see that again, not on this plain of existence.
The same rule covers all of the unexplained events that can never be repeated, you can go ahead and try throwing the knife in the sink indefinitely and eventually the knife will bounce off and embed itself in your forehead and the forensic team and the coroner will call it an accidental unexplainable death.
Try to imagine a situation were the Mother In Law says ‘I’m proud of you’ and you get the idea
She's searching for home insurance quotes online.
"In our postcode, XY0 ABC, in the 'XY zero' bit at the start, is it a zero or is it an 'o' like a letter?"
"Eh? You mean, is the zero a zero?"
"Yes"
<sigh>
"In our postcode, XY0 ABC, in the 'XY zero' bit at the start, is it a zero or is it an 'o' like a letter?"
"Eh? You mean, is the zero a zero?"
"Yes"
<sigh>
ericferret
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Don't be too hard on her, our company computer system for spares only uses zero's no 0's even in a letter sequence.
TBGB
Old-Salt
Problem is you'll have 5 alibis putting you in different places at the same time.
Alas it is true; I can't multitask like my wife, or as I put it 'can't f*****g prioritise'.
She gets a choice?
FIVE sausages? Is your missus Diane Abbot?
Daz
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Fat bastards
Old Stab
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Nahh.
She'd have asked for eleventyseven cooked well done rare.
kelvin_273
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Couldn't you just have had three joker?
Kirkz
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He'd lose three between his teeth.
721CXT
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We did the Christmas cards a couple of days ago. For the past few years I've accepted a role in this - she does the cards, I do the envelopes.
Every year we have the same ..... conversation:
Her: "I'm cutting down the list this year, some of these people we haven't seen for thirty years".
Me "Is it worth it? One cheap charity card and 2nd class stamp against them assuming one or both of us has snuffed it and all the shite that'll kick off, cards are a way of checking in."
This year I just said OK, whatever.
Today.
Her "BUGGERIT! We just got a card from KIm, what should I do?"
Me "First of a few I'm guess, I'm saying nothing; except I told....."
Her "Shut up! You can do the card."
I've told her she'll be doing the rest.
Every year we have the same ..... conversation:
Her: "I'm cutting down the list this year, some of these people we haven't seen for thirty years".
Me "Is it worth it? One cheap charity card and 2nd class stamp against them assuming one or both of us has snuffed it and all the shite that'll kick off, cards are a way of checking in."
This year I just said OK, whatever.
Today.
Her "BUGGERIT! We just got a card from KIm, what should I do?"
Me "First of a few I'm guess, I'm saying nothing; except I told....."
Her "Shut up! You can do the card."
I've told her she'll be doing the rest.
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