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Joker62

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So she asks me if I'd make her a coffee, as she'd been on her feet all day. "How do I do that?" resulted in a puzzled expression for a couple of seconds then another "Oh yeah". FS.
You couldn't boil water in a saucepan on the stove?
 

NSP

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Which is why you have either a gas hob or cooker and the opposite in electric
Not where I live - timber frame building of multiple occupancy built in 2000 so no gas allowed.
 

NSP

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Do you live in Hyson Green?
No. I live in the south-west.

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Picked her up from work this evening and as we got about a quarter of a mile from home there's a burglar alarm going. Then another. Then another. "Sounds like a power cut", sez I.

Sure enough we got home and the power was off. So she sits down and picks up her Kindle.

"What are you doing?" I asked.
"I'm going on the intern-oh yeah", she says as she puts the Kindle back down.
Then reaches up above her to turn on the standard lamp that is directly over her head.
Cue flicking of switch a couple of times until dawn breaks.

So she asks me if I'd make her a coffee, as she'd been on her feet all day. "How do I do that?" resulted in a puzzled expression for a couple of seconds then another "Oh yeah". FS.

A little later I noticed that the lights on the modem had just come on, so I say, "Looks like the power is back on, the modem has just started back up". **** me but that Kindle was back in her hand quicker than a Scotsman picking up a dropped penny.

"It's not working", she says. "You need to give it a minute or two to boot up, especially as the whole system outside of the house is also probably booting back up", was me "Being a clever sod". Again.

Power outage? Have the ANC opened a branch in the UK?
 
Power outage? Have the ANC opened a branch in the UK?
Power cuts are rare in the UK, can't recall the last time we had one, certainly a few years ago.
 
Power cuts are NOT rare here in rural Spain! We now have a gas hob/electric oven, but bought a mega BBQ, not only to have mega BBQs, but because if we have to to, we can do a full roast dinner in it. (Other oven based meals are available)
 

ancienturion

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Power cuts are rare in the UK, can't recall the last time we had one, certainly a few years ago.

I think it depends whereabouts you live. Certainly in central/SE/East UK there have been quite a few over the last year or so.
 
I think it depends whereabouts you live. Certainly in central/SE/East UK there have been quite a few over the last year or so.
Southerners - you get what you so rightly deserve.
 

ancienturion

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BratMedic

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Lass I know seems to go for that type
last one knocked her around very badly
he is always on facebook putting pictures up of himself looking hard in a leather waistcoat, with the hells angels letters around him, and befriending hells angels online
the thing is when I helped her out, i had to fix the toilet seat, he had one of those things with handles and a raised lid as he could not use the toilet, his motorcycle was a Honda Deaville, a perfectly nice machine, but not a hard assed bikers machine
odd that you never see the whole bike in his pictures
I was sorting her car out for her and he appeared, in his bloody motability car, I had reffited the loo seat and left the old persons shitstand outside, he got out of the car and was a bit rude to me, so I asked loudly ( never very diplomatic me ) you come for your shitstand you fat cripple

it all went downhill after that
he even uses his brother name on facebook
trouble is she has picked another one the same, he has already releived her of her motorcycle, and shows no signs of paying yet
so thats another visit I am going to have to make
after that she is on her own
Honda Deauville, Yamaha Virago and Suzuki Intruder TART'S HANDBAGS !!!!! Gayer than a gay thing from gaysville gaylandshire.
 

ancienturion

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