how bone is your missus.

Joker62

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How can do you fancy a bacon sarnie, ever be a ridiculous question?
One bacon sarnie is most certainly a ridiculous question, as any fule nose.

The standard serving is ALWAYS two per person.

Unless you're a woman or a poofter on a diet.
 

Kirkz

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Not a woman, not a poofter but I AM trying to lose weight so stuck with just the one
Walk 10 to 15 miles a day carrying 16 Kg of paper, you can eat what the fuck you like without worrying about it.
 

Kirkz

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No.
I'm asking you if he does, hence the question mark at the end of the sentence.
No idea who or what he is or wears, it's a website with anonymous users.
 
Herself is now back in the homestead after being away down state which for me was a peaceful few weeks. She now insists on giving me a minute by minute account of her time down there.

Sweet angel of death, take me now.
 
Herself is now back in the homestead after being away down state which for me was a peaceful few weeks. She now insists on giving me a minute by minute account of her time down there.

Sweet angel of death, take me now.
I hope you're going to retaliate very kindly tell her what you've been doing, in even more detail?
 
Herself is now back in the homestead after being away down state which for me was a peaceful few weeks. She now insists on giving me a minute by minute account of her time down there.

Sweet angel of death, take me now.
Why? What massively retarded thing did you do or say to give her the idea you were even remotely interested?
 

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