Get her to sit inside it from now on, then sneakily run a hose pipe from the exhaust into the car through the rear window.I've got a live one here.
I have just said to er "it would be a good idea to go out and start your car and let it run for 10-15 mins seeing that it hasn't been started since this lockdown has been in place".
Good idea says she and off she goes, starts the car and sat beside it.
Why are you sitting there I ask?
So no one can steal while it is running, says er.
Fair enough I reply, but how can it be stolen from the driveway when my car is right behind it and locked with no room whatsoever for your car to be manouvered around it.
Oh says er, I feel so silly now.