Doug, I hate to say it mate but that's more or less what herself carries around in her handbag minus the hexi stove and the putees. Saying that though I never venture into that bottomless pit so those two items could well be in there for all I know.My tablet computer, earphones, hand sanitiser, Dettol wipes, spare toilet paper, puttees, bottle of water, sweets, both sugar and sugar free, and a hexy stove.
You have a preoccupation with gay sex, is there something you'd like to tell us.
Time you flew the nest then.
I used to have a really decent laptop computer bag from Kathmandu, but she thought it was getting too worn out.
She then bought me a quite expensive black leather back pack, with red satin lining.
She got quite upset when I said I wasn't using the thing as it was even gayer than a gay thing on gayworld.
So she got me this leather messenger bag from Next.
It wasn't too bad, so I said yes.
The black leather backpack I gave to my daughter, who was delighted with it.