how bone is your missus.

hgv left hookers have the ability to have fake quals in abundance as a bribe went along way.
most asked to do a drive with an experienced driver, this was stopped after one went down the wrong slip road.
jnc9 m25 and all went poo shaped, after this we used the a3 still with a few screw up's.

eu drivers seemed to be able to drive longer without a break and they were cheap, most did 8 weeks and left.
company lost the operators licence over this, most of us uk drivers had left by then, company went bust.
 
hgv left hookers have the ability to have fake quals in abundance as a bribe went along way.
most asked to do a drive with an experienced driver, this was stopped after one went down the wrong slip road.
jnc9 m25 and all went poo shaped, after this we used the a3 still with a few screw up's.

eu drivers seemed to be able to drive longer without a break and they were cheap, most did 8 weeks and left.
company lost the operators licence over this, most of us uk drivers had left by then, company went bust.
And your wife's bone contribution to this was what precisely?
 
i read the last few posts on vehicles instead of telling you my mrs likes the karma surta most nights!
am i getting it more than you and the mrs is 50 and more randy than ever!:p
I know, your missus told me that in bed the other day. She's insatiable. And very, very dirty. Oh, and it's Kama Sutra - it seems she was right, you are doing it wrong.
 
I know, your missus told me that in bed the other day. She's insatiable. And very, very dirty. Oh, and it's Kama Sutra - it seems she was right, you are doing it wrong.
she said you suffered erectile dysfunction, impotency and need viagra just to even fly halfmast
seems your off to see melanie mellons and if she cant raise it your off to be a transgender woman thing/it
 
I know, your missus told me that in bed the other day. She's insatiable. And very, very dirty. Oh, and it's Kama Sutra - it seems she was right, you are doing it wrong.
You as well? Christ that woman can take some cock.
The only difference between her and Luton airport is not everybody has been through Luton airport yet.
 
oh yes
you were the one that dresses up as a ballet dancer and wanted to be spanked before you got a half mast
Hows your wife and my kids these days
 
oh yes
you were the one that dresses up as a ballet dancer and wanted to be spanked before you got a half mast
Not me Mukker.
I'm the one who runs barefoot on broken glass, rubbing turtles on Velcro and screaming out the brand names of mayonnaise.
 

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Not the missus, but a cracking bint I work with came to me and said, "Want to hear a funny story ?"
"Sure, crack on."

"Well there was this woman who'd sent her car to the garage and when she got it back the radio had stopped.
So she drove back and told the mechanic that nothing was working, not the rdo, not the GPS, just a blank screen.
The mechanic asked her if she'd switched it on.
The woman replied, "I didn't know you could do that."

And it wasn't me !"


"When did this happen ?"
"Oh yesterday on my day off."

But top marks to her for admitting to it.
 

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