how bone is your missus.

£400 for her carpet and curtains to match? Should have tried convincing her to keep it bare, lot cheaper and easier on the eyes.......
Carpet £600
Duvet cover £100
Matching throw £80
Curtains £90
Paint £80
"Miscellaneous extras" £40 (cushions, I think)

Total £990
 
Carpet £600
Duvet cover £100
Matching throw £80
Curtains £90
Paint £80
"Miscellaneous extras" £40 (cushions, I think)

Total £990
You could probably get one of those realistic sex dolls for that...
 
Carpet £600
Duvet cover £100
Matching throw £80
Curtains £90
Paint £80
"Miscellaneous extras" £40 (cushions, I think)

Total £990
Does your wife work?
(I do have to question the £100 duvet cover, what's it made of?!)
 
Does your wife work?
(I do have to question the £100 duvet cover, what's it made of?!)
Indeed. I got a full super-kingsize set of duvet, sheet and pillowcases in 50gazillion thread-count pure Egyptian cotton for £35.

Mind you, that was in the Roseby's going-bust clearout and everything was half price...
 

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Cushions on beds.. Make bed (pillows on top of duvet - it's smarter), pick cushions up from floor and arrange on bed, leave room. Return to room, remove cushions and place on floor, untuck duvet from under pillows, enter bed, sleep. Repeat.

I'm getting divorced BTW.
 
Cushions on beds.. Make bed (pillows on top of duvet - it's smarter), pick cushions up from floor and arrange on bed, leave room. Return to room, remove cushions and place on floor, untuck duvet from under pillows, enter bed, sleep. Repeat.

I'm getting divorced BTW.
Divorce is for winners.
Best money I ever spent on a woman.
 

napier

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Divorce is for winners.
Best money I ever spent on a woman.
Don't get married, just find a woman you can't stand and buy her a house.
 
pillows on top of duvet - it's smarter
Smarter...? WTF cares if the bed is "smart?" It's not like the bedroom is thrown open to the public or anything is it, FFS...?!

Tidy; yes. Smart; plan a new patio.
 
Smarter...? WTF cares if the bed is "smart?" It's not like the bedroom is thrown open to the public or anything is it, FFS...?!

Tidy; yes. Smart; plan a new patio.
If it's a pad it might get inspected by the Boss man.
 

napier

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Smarter...? WTF cares if the bed is "smart?" It's not like the bedroom is thrown open to the public or anything is it, FFS...?!

Tidy; yes. Smart; plan a new patio.
I decided it was marginally less disruptive to divorce..
 
I decided it was marginally less disruptive to divorce..
I suspect that it will be substantially more expensive. What's a few paving slabs, blocks, some rubble and a bag of cement run to these days?
 

napier

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I suspect that it will be substantially more expensive. What's a few paving slabs, blocks, some rubble and a bag of cement run to these days?
More the jail term..
 
@Grey_Mafia65 , yes, she does work, for a local charity.

And if you want to look in the John Lewis Duvet section of their website:

King Size Duvet Cover

Our is similar to this. There are others which are more expensive, up to £160.
You need to build a new patio.
You can get quilt covers for less than £20 ffs.
 

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