In the early days of my relationship with my future wife I initially made the mistake of taking notice of her road skills.
While I was driving, waiting to pull out at a junction she would say "It's clear on the left".
My mistake was listening to her and not actually looking as once I was half way across the junction she would add "If you're quick".
I hasten to add that this mistake was only made a few times before I learnt the error of my ways.
I suppose it could be said that I was the bone one for taking notice.
While I was driving, waiting to pull out at a junction she would say "It's clear on the left".
My mistake was listening to her and not actually looking as once I was half way across the junction she would add "If you're quick".
I hasten to add that this mistake was only made a few times before I learnt the error of my ways.
I suppose it could be said that I was the bone one for taking notice.
The same friend also had a Beetle and one day took his Mum to a nearby town to drop her off to shop. I was in the back.
He braked quite sedately for a zebra crossing and I added a realistic oral tyre screech (I can get people to jump spectacularly by doing it when they're crossing the road).
His mum went apeshit at him, which caused him to call me a cunt, at which point his mum went apeshit again and I got an over the seat dead-leg.
Oh to be young.