how blonde are you?

Discussion in 'The NAAFI Bar' started by dizzy_blonde, Sep 17, 2005.

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  1. http://dizzyblond.net/test.html

    ive just found the perfect test


    Blond IQ Test Results
    this test determines your Blond status

    You scored 5 out of 13

    Your Blond Status: You got lucky on some of the questions... YOU'RE A TYPICAL BLOND

    Your Projected Love Life: Lucky with your questions, Lucky in Love. Being dumb will help with your choice of partner.

    see im not fick :)
     

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  2. The answer to that question I have not got a Scooby Doo about.
     
  3. Q:Why did the blonde stop working at the brothel?
    A:She learnt the other girls were getting paid.
     
  4. Pah! 12/13 - bloody Bible stories... :roll:
     
  5. I'm not posting what I got - suffice to say that I shall be nipping off to Boots later for some peroxide.... :oops:
     
  6. Mr Happy

    Mr Happy LE Moderator

    11, bloody bible and stupid races, it doesn't matter if you come in first or second, as long as its in front of the RSM...
     
  7. :oops:
     
  8. Mr Happy

    Mr Happy LE Moderator

    Right, I cannae sit around here all afternoon, I'm off to the amsterdam piss up for arrsers.

    See ya'll later,

    Mr H
     
  9. 13 - must be something about living well south of the border and remembering bible stories from childhood...
     
  10. You scored 5 out of 13

    Your Blond Status: You got lucky on some of the questions... YOU'RE A TYPICAL BLOND

    Your Projected Love Life: Lucky with your questions, Lucky in Love. Being dumb will help with your choice of partner.
     
  11. OH dear! I am sorry to say I am terribly blonde!!!



    You scored 4 out of 13

    Your Blond Status: So stupid it hurts!... YOU'RE A TRUE BLOND

    Your Projected Love Life: Everyone loves a stupid partner! Look forward to great sex.
     
  12. Apparently Poppy I am blonder than you!
     
  13. Apparently Poppy I am blonder than you!
     
  14. ..........think you just proved your point there sweetie!
     
  15. You scored 11 out of 13

    Your Blond Status: Excellent marks! TOO GOOD TO EVER BE BLOND

    Your Projected Love Life: Unlucky in Love! You're too boring.

    I guess I need to dye my hair brown................