How big is your porn collection?

Discussion in 'The NAAFI Bar' started by Run_Charlie!, Apr 6, 2007.

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  1. Due to tea leaves, mine is down to about 7 DVDs...
     
  2. In total or by genre (domestic, foreign, readers wives type, small animals, gay (naked rollmat fighting monthly), sheep and shetland pony molesters review etc. (but NO kiddie porn!)?
     
  3. I know a pongo who has 250 dvds.....

    I've only copied about 50 of them. :D
     
  4. I just dumped 12 Gb off my harddisk to free up room for some new stuff.

    The old ones didn't do it for me anymore!
     
  5. Immense. Stored entirely in my mind. :D
     
  6. Guns

    Guns LE Moderator Book Reviewer
    1. The Royal Navy

    I had a panic call from a friend recently, going on deployment. Due to some serious personal admin failings he had no porn. What can a friend do in such a circumstance, why of course lend him some of mine. So young officer summond to cabin and given Top Secret mission to deliver bron envelope of essential porn.

    As an aside has any Navy lads ever had the disgraceful situation of taking over a job onboard and finding your predecesor has left no porn?? Only once and she had an excuse (well actually turned out she liked to ride on the other bus so no excuse at all.)
     
  7. I once spent 3 weeks onboard a Dutch ship. I got dragged into their Cpl's mess one night for lots of free beer. It was in there that I seen the most depraved snaggy girl on girl scat porn I've ever seen. It's made me the man I am today ;)
     
  8. About 65Gb, deleted a fair bit to make room for some new stuff.
     
  9. Not as large as it used to be, but what remains is of very high quality.
     
  10. Guns

    Guns LE Moderator Book Reviewer
    1. The Royal Navy

    Interesting debate. Is it size or quality that counts?????
     
  11. Around 500Gb worth on a 'Moral' Server in the office. The guys upload, copy and delete to their hearts content :)
     
  12. bout 48 gig of top ham shank filth as we speak. Thank the lord for bit torrent!!! :D
     
  13. 63.5GB of premium quality smut and filth.

    We need to set up some kind of ARRSE porn share network ;)
     
  14. 36Gb of carefully selected smut. All top notch quality. Regularly sifted with new material replacing 'old skool' stuff which just doesn't cut the mustard any more...
     
  15. What? Like 'ArrseTorrent'?