How big is my Bergan?

Mr Happy

LE
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I've an 'old' DPM Airborne issue bergan.

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I remember the PLCE bergans with rocket packs came to 120L

I can see online the new airborne MTP bergans are 150L

But I can't find the capacity for mine +3 pouches.

Anyone recall or have a link.
 
fill it with water, measure what it holds.


sorted
 

BratMedic

LE
Book Reviewer
fill it with water, measure what it holds.


sorted
You're just being silly now, you know that the water will leak out. You need something that won't leak out, like blackcurrant jelly.
 

Dr Death

War Hero
Somewhere a QM probably still has it on the books?
 
couldnt we have saved the piss taking until I'd got the correct answer??

you have remembered which site you are on?

We are keeping this thread in the most recent therefore giving you the best chance of finding the real answer.


also we are taking the piss. It's almost as if I have sod all to do at work today
 
You're just being silly now, you know that the water will leak out. You need something that won't leak out, like blackcurrant jelly.
Blackcurrant has a higher density than orange. I would try both and use the average or perhaps a 50/50 mix?
 
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Dr Death

War Hero
Could be short or long?
 
Haven't witnessed the BS "like" for yonks.
I don't know owt about bergens, I was REME.
Now, where's my soldering iron and Avometer got to.
 
The average bloke apparently produces 5ml of spunk per ejaculation. All you need to do is keep wanking until you've brimmed the bergen, keeping count of how many hand shandies it took. Should be fewer than 25,000.

If nothing else it will keep you occupied.
 
I've an 'old' DPM Airborne issue bergan.

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I remember the PLCE bergans with rocket packs came to 120L

I can see online the new airborne MTP bergans are 150L

But I can't find the capacity for mine +3 pouches.

Anyone recall or have a link.
Issue?
That's looks like it has working buckles.
Has to be aftermarket tweaks.
Ask dixies corner, Dragon or @Boris3098 what litreage is post modding
 

BratMedic

LE
Book Reviewer
Blackcurrant has a density than orange. I would try both and use the average or perhaps a 50/50 mix?
Good point, are you some sort of scientist who specialises in the coefficient for volume expansion in gelatin ?:smile:
 

BratMedic

LE
Book Reviewer
The average bloke apparently produces 5ml of spunk per ejaculation. All you need to do is keep wanking until you've brimmed the bergen, keeping count of how many hand shandies it took. Should be fewer than 25,000.

If nothing else it will keep you occupied.
More like 10cc at the height of your power. Allegedly that's how the group got its name.
 

Dr Death

War Hero
Is this about bragging and boasting & saying look at a mighty big para bergen, so a friend asks?
 

Helm

MIA
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I'm going to buck the trend here, but surely there's a label in it? I'd have thought that might tell you.
 

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