Discussion in 'The NAAFI Bar' started by goatbagthedruid, Jun 21, 2009.

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  1. THis is the biggest I have had.... what about you?


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  2. Err, yeh, very interesting. You must come round sometime and see my collection of spores, molds, and fungi.

    You want to slow down fella, the excitement might bring on a stroke.
  3. Gremlin

    Gremlin LE Good Egg (charities)

    Whilst I have not had this one per se, it's pretty damned huge:

  4. Now you are just having a 'pipe' dream :roll:
  5. maguire

    maguire LE Book Reviewer

    it's a bit of a stretch to imagine that. ahem. :oops:
  6. Bit tired?

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  8. Industrial size talcum powder to find the right hole in that one.
  9. Black guy and former R.M. in the office a few years ago;

    'Ladies, what is white and 12 inches long?'

    Women, 'We don't know tell us'

    Black guy, ' There isn't anything that's white and 12 inches long'
  10. obviously never heard of John Holmes - jesus ive seen the films and thats a whole world o co*k!
  11. old_fat_and_hairy

    old_fat_and_hairy LE Book Reviewer Reviews Editor


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  12. She's not big! That's just puppy fat!

    I take your slightly overweight woman and trump her with my latest conquest.

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  13. I think I am going to be ill ...
  14. Her fcukin right thigh weighs more than me ffs
  15. That was a man, and is now some sort of fat magnet, if you walk close to it you will appear to have lost LBs in weight as it hoovers all your spare fat into its Fat Vat.

    Whatever it is I still wouldn't want to got my c0ck anywhere near it, in case it hadn't eaten for a few minutes