Now don't get me wrong, they're probably lovely fellas ... what with their funny little fat limbs and heads like a huuuuge potato ... but I accidentally caught an episode of Nip/Tuck the other evening and was a bit disappointed to see that some dwarfy bloke was shagging Joely Richardson !!! This knocks my self-confidence more than a little bit, I can tell you, since I've always considered it to be pretty unlikely that I could tap off with an attractive Hollywood actress no matter how hard I tried. Or is there a little-known fact outside the stumpy-person environment that they are, in fact, disproportionately well-endowed ? ... which would again be raining more blows on my now popodum-fragile confidence. Or is there a lack of male talent currently in the US TV business ? But a dwarf ? What are you doing, Joely ? All you have to do is ask me. Besides, shouldn't he be in a big top ?