They should be made in the back of the four tonner on the cooker installed by the welder, cooked by the reccy mechs and then sold to the planks on the range at an extortionate price that would really pay for a steak dinner.
4 tonner or the ole 1 tonney is the ideal location agreed.. loaf of white bread stolen from the back doors of co op whilst on MQ's patrol, splattered with curry ketchup from Gewurz i believe or maggi if all else fails.
Then round it off with a steaming mug of naafi tea Nato standard, and a nice kip on a sticky green plasti mattress till ya face is stuck to it
Quallity farting tackle all round!
How about a reminiscent sandwich,
an old egg slapped onto bread that is just going mouldy buttered with Eros - cooked by the Gimpy Gunner who is soaked from the rain, all made from ingredients left out after the Chef has gone to bed at dawn. Not the Chefs fault as the resup chopper is overdue and anyway he has just finished a patrol as a team was short of a rifleman. Must taste slightly of gun oil and have visible cam cream stains but still, i never saw one get refused or fail to Banjo