Trainee asked a question today. "Nothing to do with the lesson sir, but why is it that you English Expats are such good comedians?" This was whilst I was demonstrating "cheating in the exams". It was hilarious! Some of them were videoing my 'act' with their cell phones. (I don't think they have worked us out yet!!!) Re: exams. We have a system to establish anonimity so as not to be able to identify their name on the exam paper. So I don't know or care whether they are related to the local Head Honcho. (Corruption in Nigeria is everywhere) So I ask the question. " F'rinstance... is anybody here a Nigerian Princess?" (There are lots of them by the way....Kings by the thousand.....ergo lots of Princesses) Youth sticks his hand up.....and the class collapses ! "No,", I say, " I said Princesses!" Youth: " .......but sir, I am a Princess!" Class collapses once again. Ahhh! Me! The joys of teaching.