HOW’S YOUR GERMAN?

Acting, you're genuinely the SME in that. You fantasist old troll.
Pretty piss poor acting though, no one believes his performance.


(Unless the performance is that of a smelly, decrepit failure in life).
 
you boasted that you could "step into my life, no problem".
One imagines that stepping into your quite unremarkable life of lies, failure, and pigeon shouting would be greatly less appealing to 'normal' people than stepping barefooted into particularly odious dog shit.

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Stepping into Bugsys life or dog shit... it wasn't a difficult decision.
 
Remember that he was "handy with his fists" and left when Mr Potato Head was 8 years old IIRC
His father left when he was 5 months old and he never saw him again until Bugsy had joined the British army.

https://www.arrse.co.uk/community/threads/how-to-neuter-an-edl-march.257456/page-52#post-7383914

But errr popped back to kill his rabbit when he was 7

https://www.arrse.co.uk/community/threads/are-humans-omnivores-or-herbivores.120983/

And errrr Bugsy seemed to be able to hear all the abuse he dished out to his siblings

https://www.arrse.co.uk/community/t...als-family-abuse-history.125918/#post-2972260

His father must have done some terrible things to him for Bugsy to tell so many lies about him.
 
Am I officially Vermin now? I have a pathetic Drugsy name!

Can I invite my family to my passing out parade?

MB
As you have an official "funny" name, you may regard yourself as a member of the exalted club of arrse vermin.

Will there be lemonade & cakes at your passing out parade?
 

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I have the feeling that Dooky_Boy is about to close down the fred. I wonder why.
Probably something to do with fact that you are a lying, bluffing, fantasist kunt! Just a thought like....
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I have, and with the British, Canadians, French, German and Belgian. I'm now superior to five foot **** all fantasists and serial internet trolls.
I'm a little bit impressed, I bet you don't have beat an internet purchased wife to make yourself superior?
 
I'm a little bit impressed, I bet you don't have beat an internet purchased wife to make yourself superior?
@DaManBugs is so old, decrepit and noodley limbed that the reality is more likely his (Internet purchased) wop wife beats the fuckity shit out of him on a regular basis.

That'll be why he spends so much time shouting at pigeons... they don't answer back or beat the shit out of him. Mind you, even the pigeons could have him if they weren't rolling around on the cobbles laughing hysterically at the lying old twot.


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@DaManBugs is so old, decrepit and noodley limbed that the reality is more likely his (Internet purchased) wop wife beats the fuckity shit out of him on a regular basis.
He cant remember when he got married, there doesn't appear to be any trace of "Iolanda" (or Stevie or Nina) on google and given his history of telling fibs, its probably a fair bet she is yet another make believe part of his fantasy life.
He lives alone in his shitty little ground floor flat, desperate for some sort of meaning in his life, he's part of the SWP because they are also full of misfits who will tolerate his bullshit so long as he stands in Nottingham centre extolling the virtues of the Socialist Worker, he has very little to live for having achieved fuck all in his decades on this earth, his "highlight " of his life in getting attention on ARRSE. He craves attention because his father sexually abused him as a child, it was the only time he showed an interest in young Bugsy.
 

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