One imagines that stepping into your quite unremarkable life of lies, failure, and pigeon shouting would be greatly less appealing to 'normal' people than stepping barefooted into particularly odious dog shit.
Stepping into Bugsys life or dog shit... it wasn't a difficult decision.
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I have the feeling that Dooky_Boy is about to close down the fred. I wonder why.
Probably something to do with fact that you are a lying, bluffing, fantasist kunt! Just a thought like....
@DaManBugs is so old, decrepit and noodley limbed that the reality is more likely his (Internet purchased) wop wife beats the fuckity shit out of him on a regular basis.
That'll be why he spends so much time shouting at pigeons... they don't answer back or beat the shit out of him. Mind you, even the pigeons could have him if they weren't rolling around on the cobbles laughing hysterically at the lying old twot.
He cant remember when he got married, there doesn't appear to be any trace of "Iolanda" (or Stevie or Nina) on google and given his history of telling fibs, its probably a fair bet she is yet another make believe part of his fantasy life.
He lives alone in his shitty little ground floor flat, desperate for some sort of meaning in his life, he's part of the SWP because they are also full of misfits who will tolerate his bullshit so long as he stands in Nottingham centre extolling the virtues of the Socialist Worker, he has very little to live for having achieved fuck all in his decades on this earth, his "highlight " of his life in getting attention on ARRSE. He craves attention because his father sexually abused him as a child, it was the only time he showed an interest in young Bugsy.