In the lair of Cuddles we have a number of words which are used daily which would, if used externally, probably result in major political correctness poice action. For example we eat a lot of curry. With the curry we eat a variety of chutneys and pickles, including the unbiquitous mango chutney. Over the years the cry modified from: "Pass the mango chutney" to "Pass the mangoloid chutney" to " "Pass the mongoloid chutney" to "Pass the mong chutney" or just "pass the mong". So if, when performing a drive-by shopping I shout from my car to the wife, "Don't forget to get the mong", she knows what I mean, I know what I mean - but the occupants of Melksham Sainsbury's car park do not... Anyone else damned by their own thought processes as soon as they open their mouths outwith the domestic castle??