...according to MP Nadine Dorries on BBC News just now. er, no love. waterboarding is torture. having your fingernails ripped off with pliers is torture. getting caught committing expenses fraud, and then being rightfully asked to account for it, is not torture. and if you still disagree I'm sure there are more than a few of the electorate right now who would quite happily give you a practical demonstration of the differences between them. you greedy, troughing, whining cow. covered here as well - http://www.guardian.co.uk/politics/2009/may/22/mps-expenses-conservatives and for some reason, her blog seems to be down at the moment. ho-hum.