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Hot to scare the life out of someone next to you on a plane.

If you want to scare the life out of an annoying airplane seat neighbor, Do the following:-
1 - Pull out your laptop
2 - Open it slowly showing extreme caution
3 - Power on
4 - Make sure the guy next to you is watching
5 - Open Internet Explorer
6 - Close your eyes for a brief moment and open them to look up to heaven with a sigh
7 - Breath in deeply and click on:
8 - Now, observe his face…………….
Do wireless modems let you connect to the internet while 35,000 feet above the earth's surface or do you have to ask BA if it's alright to trail 45 miles of CAT5 from the back of the plane back to your house?

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