I might be lining myself up for the biggest Wah of 2007 but... If you were trying to make £250 out of you've been framed would you not at least light the gas and chuck a few onions in the pan? Or use an electric cooker?
What a waste of my precious time! I'm off to check out The Hun and have a power wnak to work off this pent up frustration.
If you're going for the £250 courtesy of the gimpy-handed one/ the heiffer from Emmerdale/ whatever d list celeb is presenting You've Been Framed these days, would you turn the air blue.
Also, try a little experiment. Turn the gas on, let it run for a bit, turn it off and then put your hand on the stove top and see what happens. (And yes, during a blonde moment I learned that one the hard way.)