Hot new defence Minister

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#6
I do her, right up ze pumpenholen
 
#7
crossed_axes said:
No point asking whether you would.
Probably not as she´s 7 months pregnant. Great timing to be made Minister of Defence.

"Minister, quick, we need a decision on funding for urgent operational requirements"

"Not now, my waters are breaking"
 
#12
crossed_axes said:
Swiss Tony's new equivalent in Spain ...

No point asking whether you would.
Indeed... would be a silly question. But shouldn't she hold the title 'Minister for the Office of Retreat'? or... oh sh1t they're bombing us.... quick rrrrun away.
 
#13
Fcukit. Thought Des Browne was cavorting in stockings for a minute. Shit did I just say that out loud?
 
#15
How about Ann Widdecombe in stockings and suspenders taking it large stylee from Teresa May MP (not porn tart) and that tasty bint in the cabinet Hazel Blears. Get in there.
 
#16
the french one and the spanish one and one cup!
 
#17
FABLONBIFFCHIT said:
How about Ann Widdecombe in stockings and suspenders taking it large stylee from Teresa May MP (not porn tart) and that tasty bint in the cabinet Hazel Blears. Get in there.
Now taht Sir is a picture too horrible to contemplate, be off with you immediately.
 

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#19
I would examine her portfolio and give her my mandate.
 
#20
vvaannmmaann said:
And her being pregnant is a problem? She has a mouth.
Being pregnant does not put any of the holes out of action........
well except when the head is coming out and then the mouth is not a good place either :p
 

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