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Hot new defence Minister

#7
crossed_axes said:
No point asking whether you would.
Probably not as she´s 7 months pregnant. Great timing to be made Minister of Defence.

"Minister, quick, we need a decision on funding for urgent operational requirements"

"Not now, my waters are breaking"
 
#12
crossed_axes said:
Swiss Tony's new equivalent in Spain ...

No point asking whether you would.
Indeed... would be a silly question. But shouldn't she hold the title 'Minister for the Office of Retreat'? or... oh sh1t they're bombing us.... quick rrrrun away.
 
#15
How about Ann Widdecombe in stockings and suspenders taking it large stylee from Teresa May MP (not porn tart) and that tasty bint in the cabinet Hazel Blears. Get in there.
 
#17
FABLONBIFFCHIT said:
How about Ann Widdecombe in stockings and suspenders taking it large stylee from Teresa May MP (not porn tart) and that tasty bint in the cabinet Hazel Blears. Get in there.
Now taht Sir is a picture too horrible to contemplate, be off with you immediately.
 

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