Egyptian emergency teams, arriving at the balloon crash within seconds of the local first responders, cannot understand why not one of the victims had remembered to take a camera, watch, any money or valuables.
The kids had some programme on a few years ago (Blue Peter, I think) in which Achmed was their guide for camel trips or something. The next day they went ballooning and Achmed rocked up in his pilot's uniform to drive the balloon.
Blue Peter presenter bloke "Where will we be landing, Achmed?"
Achmed (totally deadpan); "On the ground."