Hot Air Ballooning in Luxor

Discussion in 'The NAAFI Bar' started by twothreeuptwothreedown, Feb 26, 2013.

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  1. Them fuckers are always killing or poisoning tourists. Fuck 'em and there fucking shit hole.
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  2. Some cunning form of parachute device would seem to be in order, Baldrick.

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  3. You mean you wouldn't go for a nice holiday there jarrod?
  4. No such thing, the place is a shit hole. If you have a fat wife then take her, the dysentery will make her thin or dead.
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  5. We should've moved all that tourist shit here when we had the whip hand, or blown it up. It's fucking wank anyway.
  6. Brotherton Lad

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    Luxor is very interesting. Wouldn't go up in a hot air balloon there, though.
  7. Only thing Luxor is good for, is as a refueling stop en route to that other shithole, Kenya.
  8. If they'd had any sense, they would have brought in Turkish advisors.....

    I've had a few holidays in Turkey where the food was good, trips were good and set off punctually.

    Hygiene was first class..... never had to rush to the bog to make sure a fart was only that, not something far, far worse.

    Only Johnny Gyppoe would think it was a good idea to promote trips to a bedouin camp.... even pikies have better standards of hygiene.

    My wife asked where to go for a little tinkle...... they pointed to a shed a 100 yards away.

    She came back green.... there was a WC pan in there, not connected to anything, and full to the brim.

    I don't think oral sex is a popular pastime in those communities.....
  9. The cunts probably would of been killed by rioters if they didn't die in a balloon crash.
  10. I bet a few folk on here have gone down on a balloon before.
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  11. I really can't understand why people would spend their hard earned to rub shoulders with johnny gyppo? and expect a nice time in a fly-blown shithole.
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  12. I've done a fair bit of babooning .
  13. That looks eerily like a WW2 barrage balloon, only with its rigging in shit order.
  14. Brotherton Lad

    Brotherton Lad LE Reviewer

    Probably over the sports field on Queen's Avenue.