Horse riding?

#1
Good evening chaps!


http://www.2guys1horse.com/history.php


Mr Hands finally got fulfilled.

Mr. Hands is stupid.

In fact, Mr. Hands is very, very stupid indeed. Or he was.

Mr. Hands's story gets more disturbing the deeper you go.

To begin: he is a man from Washington (state) who fucked a horse. More accurately: he is a man from Washington who somehow got a horse to fuck him. More specifically: he had a horse fuck him in the arse. And filmed it. Until it perforated his colon and killed him.

The video was allegedly one of many videos of men getting equinomorphically browndicked, in some kind of hellish bestial bordello in Seattle. Bestiality is in fact not illegal in the state of Washington (not that it's exactly applauded in the community either - the law just doesn't mention it either way), and this stable had been functioning as a zoophiliac's knocking shop for some time. Somehow, Mr. Hands was the first person to actually get killed by the anal penetration of an enormous horse cock...either that or the brothelkeeper simply ran out of space to bury Hands' body.

Tragically for Mr. Hands, horrifyingly for the rest of us, probably arousingly for some fuckheads out there, the video of the guy gettin' it on with the horse's 3 foot wang found its way, perhaps inevitably, to the internets, where it has quickly become the new Goatse. If you know where to look (i.e. this website), you can still find it, although watching it may kill your brain.

Addendum: to be fair to the sick fuck in the video, although it's assumed, it's not certain that he's the same man as the one who died, exposing the Bordello of Hay in the process. If that is the case, it is, however, safe to assume that he wishes he was.

Another addendum: as a point of interest, the complete list of US states without bestiality-prohibiting laws is as follows: Alaska, Arizona, Colorado, Connecticut, Florida, Hawaii, Iowa, Kentucky, Louisiana, Missouri, Nebraska, Nevada, New Hampshire, New Jersey, New Mexico, Ohio, Oregon, South Dakota, Texas, Vermont, Washington, West Virginia, and Wyoming. So, to any Zoophiles reading, you're really spoilt for choice. Also, fuck off out of it you sick freak.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WXiLMiOwXls
^ News story



Clearly there's a significant difference between Western riding & English! 8O

I have the honour, &tc.

~D.C.
 
#2
I'd have thought a man of your calibre would be quite partial to this sort of thing?

~D.C.
 
#3
Fact: there was no bordello there, Fact: the farm was in the process of shutting down-as the property was sold, the two guys that lived on the property were moving out, Fact: the medical examiner found no evidence, that his cause of death was by horse-he just assumed it, based on what the police told him, Fact: there never was 100 bestially video tapes not 100 hours of bestially type media ever found there, Fact: there are NO bodies of any sort, for any reason, buried at that farm's location, Fact: the public officials, with intentional malicious, released falsified press releases to the media, in an attempt to ward off anyone from getting any real facts of what actually transpired there.
Fact: around the world, that may be as many as 5 million guys, that are into this [getting stallion shagged] and have managed to survive many, many years, with nothing more than a few surface scrapes/bruises-but NO internal injuries. Yes, there are a few cases where a few guys have been internally injured, but have lived to give the old horse shagging thing a go, one more time. But, the number of injuries, is quite low, compared to other so called dangerous sexually activities. And yes, it just so happens, I am one of those daft sods, that enjoys a good shag from a stallion [or many].
 
#4
HorseyHelper_ said:
Fact: there was no bordello there, Fact: the farm was in the process of shutting down-as the property was sold, the two guys that lived on the property were moving out, Fact: the medical examiner found no evidence, that his cause of death was by horse-he just assumed it, based on what the police told him, Fact: there never was 100 bestially video tapes not 100 hours of bestially type media ever found there, Fact: there are NO bodies of any sort, for any reason, buried at that farm's location, Fact: the public officials, with intentional malicious, released falsified press releases to the media, in an attempt to ward off anyone from getting any real facts of what actually transpired there.
Fact: around the world, that may be as many as 5 million guys, that are into this [getting stallion shagged] and have managed to survive many, many years, with nothing more than a few surface scrapes/bruises-but NO internal injuries. Yes, there are a few cases where a few guys have been internally injured, but have lived to give the old horse shagging thing a go, one more time. But, the number of injuries, is quite low, compared to other so called dangerous sexually activities. And yes, it just so happens, I am one of those daft sods, that enjoys a good shag from a stallion [or many].
It takes all kinds to make a world......I suppose :? :? 8O
 
#5
HorseyHelper_ said:
Fact: there was no bordello there, Fact: the farm was in the process of shutting down-as the property was sold, the two guys that lived on the property were moving out, Fact: the medical examiner found no evidence, that his cause of death was by horse-he just assumed it, based on what the police told him, Fact: there never was 100 bestially video tapes not 100 hours of bestially type media ever found there, Fact: there are NO bodies of any sort, for any reason, buried at that farm's location, Fact: the public officials, with intentional malicious, released falsified press releases to the media, in an attempt to ward off anyone from getting any real facts of what actually transpired there.
Fact: around the world, that may be as many as 5 million guys, that are into this [getting stallion shagged] and have managed to survive many, many years, with nothing more than a few surface scrapes/bruises-but NO internal injuries. Yes, there are a few cases where a few guys have been internally injured, but have lived to give the old horse shagging thing a go, one more time. But, the number of injuries, is quite low, compared to other so called dangerous sexually activities. And yes, it just so happens, I am one of those daft sods, that enjoys a good shag from a stallion [or many].
I'm just curious whether you're bullshitting or not, you hit that rather avidly 8O
 
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Kirkz

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#6
HorseyHelper_ said:
Fact: there was no bordello there, Fact: the farm was in the process of shutting down-as the property was sold, the two guys that lived on the property were moving out, Fact: the medical examiner found no evidence, that his cause of death was by horse-he just assumed it, based on what the police told him, Fact: there never was 100 bestially video tapes not 100 hours of bestially type media ever found there, Fact: there are NO bodies of any sort, for any reason, buried at that farm's location, Fact: the public officials, with intentional malicious, released falsified press releases to the media, in an attempt to ward off anyone from getting any real facts of what actually transpired there.
Fact: around the world, that may be as many as 5 million guys, that are into this [getting stallion shagged] and have managed to survive many, many years, with nothing more than a few surface scrapes/bruises-but NO internal injuries. Yes, there are a few cases where a few guys have been internally injured, but have lived to give the old horse shagging thing a go, one more time. But, the number of injuries, is quite low, compared to other so called dangerous sexually activities. And yes, it just so happens, I am one of those daft sods, that enjoys a good shag from a stallion [or many].
Did you join just to answer that post? Seems a bit strange you like equine todger and just happened to looking at Arrse when a thread was started on it 8O
 
#7
Kirkz said:
HorseyHelper_ said:
Fact: there was no bordello there, Fact: the farm was in the process of shutting down-as the property was sold, the two guys that lived on the property were moving out, Fact: the medical examiner found no evidence, that his cause of death was by horse-he just assumed it, based on what the police told him, Fact: there never was 100 bestially video tapes not 100 hours of bestially type media ever found there, Fact: there are NO bodies of any sort, for any reason, buried at that farm's location, Fact: the public officials, with intentional malicious, released falsified press releases to the media, in an attempt to ward off anyone from getting any real facts of what actually transpired there.
Fact: around the world, that may be as many as 5 million guys, that are into this [getting stallion shagged] and have managed to survive many, many years, with nothing more than a few surface scrapes/bruises-but NO internal injuries. Yes, there are a few cases where a few guys have been internally injured, but have lived to give the old horse shagging thing a go, one more time. But, the number of injuries, is quite low, compared to other so called dangerous sexually activities. And yes, it just so happens, I am one of those daft sods, that enjoys a good shag from a stallion [or many].
Did you join just to answer that post? Seems a bit strange you like equine todger and just happened to looking at Arrse when a thread was started on it 8O
Maybe he was a reader and this was that thread, belittling his beloved passtime, to knock him into joining.
Maybe he was googling for horse arrse and it came up.
Maybe he's just a nonce playing bullshitter who done his research 8O

P.S Dashing Chap is still a twat, and it could just be his puppet.
 
#9
GrizzlyPanda said:
HorseyHelper_ said:
Fact: there was no bordello there, Fact: the farm was in the process of shutting down-as the property was sold, the two guys that lived on the property were moving out, Fact: the medical examiner found no evidence, that his cause of death was by horse-he just assumed it, based on what the police told him, Fact: there never was 100 bestially video tapes not 100 hours of bestially type media ever found there, Fact: there are NO bodies of any sort, for any reason, buried at that farm's location, Fact: the public officials, with intentional malicious, released falsified press releases to the media, in an attempt to ward off anyone from getting any real facts of what actually transpired there.
Fact: around the world, that may be as many as 5 million guys, that are into this [getting stallion shagged] and have managed to survive many, many years, with nothing more than a few surface scrapes/bruises-but NO internal injuries. Yes, there are a few cases where a few guys have been internally injured, but have lived to give the old horse shagging thing a go, one more time. But, the number of injuries, is quite low, compared to other so called dangerous sexually activities. And yes, it just so happens, I am one of those daft sods, that enjoys a good shag from a stallion [or many].
I'm just curious whether you're bullshitting or not, you hit that rather avidly 8O
Doubt he's tried a bull's pizzle up his hoop, maybe a walking stick made out of one. As for the video, couldn't be arsed to watch it.
 
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Kirkz

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#10
Monty417 said:
GrizzlyPanda said:
HorseyHelper_ said:
Fact: there was no bordello there, Fact: the farm was in the process of shutting down-as the property was sold, the two guys that lived on the property were moving out, Fact: the medical examiner found no evidence, that his cause of death was by horse-he just assumed it, based on what the police told him, Fact: there never was 100 bestially video tapes not 100 hours of bestially type media ever found there, Fact: there are NO bodies of any sort, for any reason, buried at that farm's location, Fact: the public officials, with intentional malicious, released falsified press releases to the media, in an attempt to ward off anyone from getting any real facts of what actually transpired there.
Fact: around the world, that may be as many as 5 million guys, that are into this [getting stallion shagged] and have managed to survive many, many years, with nothing more than a few surface scrapes/bruises-but NO internal injuries. Yes, there are a few cases where a few guys have been internally injured, but have lived to give the old horse shagging thing a go, one more time. But, the number of injuries, is quite low, compared to other so called dangerous sexually activities. And yes, it just so happens, I am one of those daft sods, that enjoys a good shag from a stallion [or many].
I'm just curious whether you're bullshitting or not, you hit that rather avidly 8O
Doubt he's tried a bull's pizzle up his hoop, maybe a walking stick made out of one. As for the video, couldn't be arsed to watch it.
If he's been fcuked by a 17 hands high Palomino stallion it'd be more like a paddling pool than a hoop :p
 
#16
HorseyHelper_ said:
But, the number of injuries, is quite low, compared to other so called dangerous sexually activities. [or many].
Such as what - shoving an electric eel up your hoop, or trying to get a BJ from a starving Rottweiler?
 
#17
:cry: Watching that made my eyes water. Reminded me of the fat finger fat nurse who gave me an enema. :cry:
 
#18
mucus2 said:
:cry: Watching that made my eyes water. Reminded me of the fat finger fat nurse who gave me an enema. :cry:
Did she have a horses cock?
 
#19
vvaannmmaann said:
At the Boxing Day Meet,I was surprised by two things.The size of a stallions tackle and how tight the girl's wear their jodphurs.
We do indeed wear them tight, like a second skin, it is there for only acceptable that either a thong or french knickers are worn, there should either be no VPL or one worth looking at.

Its is also a very sexual image for a bloke to watch a girl on a stallion that is snorting and prancing and shaking with excitement, especially when its obvious she is controlling the beast using only the slightest twitch from her arrse and thighs.
 
#20
D0lly86 said:
vvaannmmaann said:
At the Boxing Day Meet,I was surprised by two things.The size of a stallions tackle and how tight the girl's wear their jodphurs.
We do indeed wear them tight, like a second skin, it is there for only acceptable that either a thong or french knickers are worn, there should either be no VPL or one worth looking at.

Its is also a very sexual image for a bloke to watch a girl on a stallion that is snorting and prancing and shaking with excitement, especially when its obvious she is controlling the beast using only the slightest twitch from her arrse and thighs.

I'd rather thrash my bike to be honest, turns me on far more than watching some daft bint on a donkey. 8)
 
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