So horsemeat has been found in Tesco Products but a spokesman says It's bollocks. A woman has been taken to hospital after eating horsemeat burgers. Her condition is said to be stable. I expect this only relates to those mini-burgers you have as snacks. You know, the horse d'oeuvres. Are you in favour of Horsemeat in your burgers? Yay or Neigh? I had a Tesco burger and now I'm feeling a little horse Those Aldi horse burgers were nice, but I prefer My Lidl Pony. Scientist: "Sir, we've discovered horse meat in your burgers." Tesco boss: "Why the long face?" I really hope they launch a steward's inquiry into the Tesco horsemeat scandal. We must find out hoof to blame. Good thing about these horse puns is it's stopped all the sick Jimmy Saddle jokes. .