Horse meat

ancienturion

LE
Book Reviewer
#1
So horsemeat has been found in Tesco Products but a spokesman says It's bollocks.
A woman has been taken to hospital after eating horsemeat burgers. Her condition is said to be stable.
I expect this only relates to those mini-burgers you have as snacks. You know, the horse d'oeuvres.
Are you in favour of Horsemeat in your burgers? Yay or Neigh?
I had a Tesco burger and now I'm feeling a little horse
Those Aldi horse burgers were nice, but I prefer My Lidl Pony.
Scientist: "Sir, we've discovered horse meat in your burgers." Tesco boss: "Why the long face?"
I really hope they launch a steward's inquiry into the Tesco horsemeat scandal. We must find out hoof to blame.
Good thing about these horse puns is it's stopped all the sick Jimmy Saddle jokes.
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#5
That was an interesting tail you relate. with the mane point talking about horses. Bet you win the joke telling at a canter.
I'll just trot off and get a taxi now.
 
#7
Somebody's going to have to pony up for compensation.

I might try the new range of pies - Pie-balds
 
#10
To be fair to Tesco, making a burger these days is a long and complicated process.

There's so many hurdles you need to get through.
 

ancienturion

LE
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#11
I should never have started this. It needs reining in.
 
#12
There is going to be a sequel to the blockbuster film 'War Horse', Tesco are financing it and it is going to be called 'Raw Horse'.
 
#14
'To beef or not to beef, that is equestrian'.

I'll get me coat
 
#17
I just had a burger from Tesco's value range, maybe I didn't cook it properly as I now have the trots.
 
#19
You've saddled us with a right thread here you great galloping idiot. I asked my mates for horse jokes but they all bridled at the suggestion. But hay, who needs them?
 
#20
Tesco's veggie burgers are being tested for traces of uniquorn.
 

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