Horse meat

Discussion in 'Miscellaneous Jokes' started by ancienturion, Jan 16, 2013.

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  1. ancienturion

    ancienturion LE Book Reviewer

    So horsemeat has been found in Tesco Products but a spokesman says It's bollocks.
    A woman has been taken to hospital after eating horsemeat burgers. Her condition is said to be stable.
    I expect this only relates to those mini-burgers you have as snacks. You know, the horse d'oeuvres.
    Are you in favour of Horsemeat in your burgers? Yay or Neigh?
    I had a Tesco burger and now I'm feeling a little horse
    Those Aldi horse burgers were nice, but I prefer My Lidl Pony.
    Scientist: "Sir, we've discovered horse meat in your burgers." Tesco boss: "Why the long face?"
    I really hope they launch a steward's inquiry into the Tesco horsemeat scandal. We must find out hoof to blame.
    Good thing about these horse puns is it's stopped all the sick Jimmy Saddle jokes.
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  2. Whoosh, what again?
  3. on the bright side - Tesco are now accepting vouchers from HMV

    (Horse Meat Vouchers)
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  4. That solves the Shergar mystery
  5. That was an interesting tail you relate. with the mane point talking about horses. Bet you win the joke telling at a canter.
    I'll just trot off and get a taxi now.
  6. I'm amazed they actually found any meat at all in the burger.
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  7. Somebody's going to have to pony up for compensation.

    I might try the new range of pies - Pie-balds
  8. All this talk of food is making me hungry, I could eat a horse.
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  9. skid2

    skid2 LE Book Reviewer

    I checked mine in the fridge and their off.

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  10. daz

    daz LE

    To be fair to Tesco, making a burger these days is a long and complicated process.

    There's so many hurdles you need to get through.
  11. ancienturion

    ancienturion LE Book Reviewer

    I should never have started this. It needs reining in.
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  12. There is going to be a sequel to the blockbuster film 'War Horse', Tesco are financing it and it is going to be called 'Raw Horse'.
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  13. I bought some of these burgers,

    And they're off

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  14. 'To beef or not to beef, that is equestrian'.

    I'll get me coat
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  15. Redrum is murder backwards was that horse a serial killer hiding in plain sight?