Horror Novelist Suspect As Cannibal...

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  1. Horror novelist suspected of killing, cooking girlfriend

    An aspiring horror novelist was arrested after police discovered his girlfriend's torso in his closet, a leg in the refrigerator and bones in a cereal box, Mexico City prosecutor's spokesman said Thursday.

    Police suspect he may have been responsible for two other mutilation murders as well.

    Thee spokesman said Jose Luis Calva told police he had boiled some of his girlfriend's flesh, but that he hadn't eaten it. So that's alright then.

    He said investigators were trying to determine if the chunks of fried meat found in a pan in the apartment were human.


    (Now there's a man that does his research!)
  2. When his girlfriend said to him "Eat me", I don't think she really meant it!!!

  3. That should surely be "ex-girlfriend" shouldn't it? Or is :?

    Or it is a mexican custom to have a meaningful relationship with breakfast.
  4. UPDATE:-