Horrid Porn movie story

Discussion in 'The NAAFI Bar' started by FunkyNewBlood, Apr 14, 2005.

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  1. I came across this somewhere else anmd I had to share it here. This truely must be what the NAAFI was created for, the discussion of topics such as this. Allegedly this was posted on a BBS for adult movie makers to share their tricks of the trade etc...

    I feel sick. :oops:
     
  2. I feel enlightened...we should explore our bodies
    :p
     
  3. I am going for an enema, fucks knows what is up there, cause every time I go for a sh1t, its stinks as well :lol:
     
  4. that'd be the army. it fucks me up the ass every day of the week...
     
  5. I will email this to the team on Gardeners Question Time with two questions:

    1 given that we are not sure wether it is an early variety that has been planted at what point should we earth up?

    2if they are earlies, and I am sure we all hope they are,what yield should be expected from this type of container planting?

    I look forward to receiving a response from the organic guru Bob Flowerdew. I wonder if he has considered sticking a spud up Ann Swithenbanks claypit?
     
  6. Sounds great fun.

    Right I'm off home to turn my hoop into a human spud gun and fire tin cans off my garden wall.

    Will report back tomorrow morning. :lol:
     
  7. dont have an ND now
     
  8. And don't stretch that ring too much.

    I plan on having a good time with it. 8)




    Edited for Spelling.
     
  9. FFS! Like you'd ever get a chance you munter
     
  10. I can help you with 'position and hold' if you like?
     
  11. Munter? You wouldn't say that after a few halves of Stella (women shouldn't drink pints). :lol:
     
  12. Eugh! 8O I looked - I knew I shouldn't but I did. :? That's REALLY not right...
     
  13. Dozy B, you were right...I shouldn't have looked and that is wrong, wrong wrong...

    Interestingly, it is grape jelly - is that American for grape jam or is it something you put on piles and the poor chap didn't realise you have to remove the packaging?? No explanation for the spud sir, accept your award...oh and what a hairy ARRse!!

    8O 8O 8O :twisted: