Horrible pigs!!!

Discussion in 'The NAAFI Bar' started by hallveg, Nov 9, 2007.

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  1. The lads in my office, are being horrible to me!

    They glued my cup to my desk
    They left a msg on my desk saying Andy rang and left the number when i rang it was the badge!
    They put pins in my seat!

    All very low key, but its going to get worse I can tell.

    Now they have very little idea of how radio rental I can be on one of them is deffo going to find out but I thought you, the good people of ARRSE could give me some, not to mental idea's for revenge, bear in mind that these are my mates, so most of MDN's idea's will be ruled out.

    regards

    Veg
     
  2. Biped

    Biped LE Book Reviewer

    Clingfilm on the toilet in the ladies?

    Salt in tea, or j!sm?

    I'm lost for anything original.
     
  3. Landmines in the smoking area?
     
  4. porn glued to the insides of office drawers
     
  5. Well.....if you weren't such a fanny, then they'd leave you alone. Pick on, or be picked on.
     
  6. Man-eating badgers in their underwear?
     
  7. Collect all the hole punch leftovers (anyone know the real name for them?) over a period of a month or so, get hold of a set of car keys for the worst offender, patiently fill every vent in car with hole punch things, ignition off and turn the fan to full blast.

    He'll be finding them for months.
     
  8. Cock!
     
  9. Or, fill the car with polystyrene chips if you've got access to bags full of the stuff. After you've put superglue around the steering wheel. :twisted:
     
  10. Biped

    Biped LE Book Reviewer

    Brilliant! For relatively little cost, you can buy a metre square bag of the stuff and fill the car up to the brim, or various desks.
     
  11. Collect all the hole punch leftovers (anyone know the real name for them?) over a period of a month or so, get hold of a set of car keys for the worst offender, patiently fill every vent in car with hole punch things, ignition off and turn the fan to full blast.

    He'll be finding them for months.


    I believe the little tinkers are called 'chads'.

    HTHs you sleep now.
     
  12. Collect all the hole punch leftovers (anyone know the real name for them?) over a period of a month or so, get hold of a set of car keys for the worst offender, patiently fill every vent in car with hole punch things, ignition off and turn the fan to full blast.

    He'll be finding them for months.


    I believe the little tinkers are called 'chads'.

    HTHs you sleep now.
     
  13. Builders foam in exhaust pipes, or the old "as favoured by Eddie Murphy "banana in the tailpipe" - queue post from MDN, and picture from Knocker!

    Book a stripper - be topical!
     
  14. Kipper on top of the engine block