"Next, the hokey cokey! You throw your left leg in - stand fast McCartney Mills!!!!"
I did read a pretty good point in a similar thread - surely this will have an impact on her d.i.v.o.r.c.e.?!
Macka's lawyer: "Ms McC-M, you have stated that Sir Paul made you wee in a potty. That you had to drag your gimpy arse up the stairs. He used your spare leg as a cricket bat. Yet now *press play on video* the pasadoble. The case rests m'lud!"