Hooray Hooray

Discussion in 'The NAAFI Bar' started by kilo42, May 1, 2012.

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  1. Hooray hooray, the first of May, outdoors fucking starts today. :)
  2. Remember to take a snorkel then.
  3. I don't think nurse wheeling your bath chair onto the veranda counts as outdoor fucking so much as odour reduction. :wink:
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  4. I agree, I'm fucked if i'm going out in this weather.
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  5. TThe only creature fucking outside today will be ducks...or fish.

  6. Could you advise the membership on the location of this activity?
  7. Or possibly, a fish will fuck a duck. Which may look like this.


    or not.
  8. Jesus it is the 1st of May isnt it. How long before someone mentions the bloody B word.
  9. Beltaine?
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  10. BBQ? Not in this weather!
  11. Happy May 1st.

    When do we get paid?
  12. Are you kidding? Its rather mild here in Glasgow and probably the closest we'll get to any kind of summer weather. You bring the Tennents Super and i'll bring the eggs.
  13. Me too but not in Thailand :)

    And I also have a nice bottle of:


    OK it isn't a single malt but it isn't bad with a dash of soda and some ice.
  14. Fair one, which two arrsers are going to provide the handbags at dawn entertainment?