Hooray for boobies

do you prefer `enhanced` or `original` norks?

  • i prefer mine jordan

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  • i prefer mine nigella

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  • who cares as long as i can bury my face in them...

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#1
as i've never had the pleasure of fondling a pair of surgically enhanced chest puppies, i've always wondered how they compare to a decent sized pair of 'originals'. anybody care to enlighten me :?:
 
#2
Many moons ago I sampled what I was expecting to be the delights of a pair of surgically enhanced breastingtons.... in truth they are shite.

If you have sh1t tits and surgery is the only option then fair enough, but I've known women with absolutely cracking norks, who complained they were too small.... Bollocks...... I hate big jugs, I like natural well formed, round on the underside belting puppies with nipples that go stiff the second you get them in your kisser... mmmmmmm jubblies

If I was speakign to a bird with false threppenies I would assuem she was hiding behind them, had confidence issues and was well and truly up her own arrse.

Keep your tupaware tits.... they are for porn whores and deformed birds with sh1t jugs.
 
#3
I would play on tuperware tits lack of confidence so I could get my spuds drained.
But saying that I prefer natural, how could God get them wrong!
 
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#4
I once had the pleasure of fondling a certain female Int Corps subbie's large chest pillows, when I (rather absent mindedly) remarked that her nipples seemed to be in the wrong place. It was not the right thing to say. She had had breast reduction surgery, and was VERY touchy (if you excuse the pun) about her now rather 'dip & dazzle' pair.

I don't think love blossomed for too much longer after that.
 
#5
If there a bit small get them to go on top, then they hang down a bit and make them look bigger! Also big tits end up going "down south" later on in life, though probably not a moral booster to the smaller breasted lady your trying to shag.

Hope Mrs Leveller doesnt see this, or the lose/lose question of how do mine rate?
 

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#7
I voted Nigella as I assumed that that was the 'natural' choice.

Plastic tits - WTF are they about? Real, dangly and natural - the only way to go.

I know this 'cos I looked up my diaries from 20/30 years ago :bigsmurf:
 
#8
wheelchairwarrier said:
more than a handful's a waste anyway,
WW
That shows a shocking lack of imagination old chap :lol:

However, having experienced many different (yes I'm bragging now) types, large, firm and natural would be my preference. Plastic boobies are simply wrong.
 
#9
I have a friend who has surgical accessories!

and being a game girl - she is very proud of her purchases and is only too happy to show them to interested individuals.

Must admit, she doesnt get a lot of eye contact with men 8O
 
#10
Bedpan2zero said:
I have a friend who has surgical accessories!

and being a game girl - she is very proud of her purchases and is only too happy to show them to interested individuals.

Must admit, she doesnt get a lot of eye contact with men 8O
We'll bethe judge of that...Any pictures? :twisted:

Seriously tho,'enhanced' norks stick out & in some cases are as hard as rock!!!And the scar as well....urrgghh.....
 
#11
minister_doh_nut said:
Many moons ago I sampled what I was expecting to be the delights of a pair of surgically enhanced breastingtons.... in truth they are shite.

If you have sh1t tits and surgery is the only option then fair enough, but I've known women with absolutely cracking norks, who complained they were too small.... balls...... I hate big jugs, I like natural well formed, round on the underside belting puppies with nipples that go stiff the second you get them in your kisser... mmmmmmm jubblies

If I was speakign to a bird with false threppenies I would assuem she was hiding behind them, had confidence issues and was well and truly up her own arrse.

Keep your tupaware tits.... they are for porn whores and deformed birds with sh1t jugs.
Ditto.

Although I hope to god it wasn't the same woman.

Upon squeezing, my first thought was 'feels a like stress ball(s)' 8O
 
#12
whit_RE said:
as i've never had the pleasure of fondling a pair of surgically enhanced chest puppies, i've always wondered how they compare to a decent sized pair of 'originals'. anybody care to enlighten me :?:
So what would you guys deem as a 'decent sized pair' then, considering all have different preferences. I know many say bigger is better but is this true?
 
#13
dirty_monkey said:
So what would you guys deem as a 'decent sized pair' then
More than a handful's a waste. Unless you have a penchant for receiving tit w*nks, in which case the more the merrier.
 
#14
skintboymike said:
dirty_monkey said:
So what would you guys deem as a 'decent sized pair' then
More than a handful's a waste. Unless you have a penchant for receiving tit w*nks, in which case the more the merrier.
so a decent sized pair would need to be at least a C cup, but preferably moulded by god not a plastic surgeon :?
 
#15
bigger is better although you cant always allow for the saggy "overblaaters" that are around, its nice to feel your actually with a women, rather than a flat chested strumpet with the body of a vietnamese orphan....
 
#16
Random_Task said:
Upon squeezing, my first thought was 'feels a like stress ball(s)' 8O
They do feel like that for a while, until the swelling goes down. I've had mine for about 2 months and I honestly can't feel where tit ends and implant begins now, they look and feel far more natural than I thought they would. Guess it depends on just how good the job is.

As for scarring, mine are about 3 inches long each tit (slightly bigger than the average scar) but again you cant see them as they are on the crease underneath. Think the most obvious scars are those for breast uplift when they cut around the nipple meaning that sensation to the nipple is sometimes affected permenantly. Again a good boob augmentation that went well shouldn't have this affect because it doesn't have anything to do with the nipple.

As for doing it for lack of confidence... the last thing I lack is confidence, call it an early mid life crisis if you want :D - some get toys/a young slut/try to revisit their childhood state, I got a boob job and I love it.
 
#17
wheelchairwarrier said:
more than a handful's a waste anyway,
WW
Negative, it's the start of a good t1t wank!
 
#18
tigerbaby said:
Random_Task said:
Upon squeezing, my first thought was 'feels a like stress ball(s)' 8O
They do feel like that for a while, until the swelling goes down. I've had mine for about 2 months and I honestly can't feel where tit ends and implant begins now, they look and feel far more natural than I thought they would. Guess it depends on just how good the job is.

As for scarring, mine are about 3 inches long each tit (slightly bigger than the average scar) but again you cant see them as they are on the crease underneath. Think the most obvious scars are those for breast uplift when they cut around the nipple meaning that sensation to the nipple is sometimes affected permenantly. Again a good boob augmentation that went well shouldn't have this affect.

As for doing it for lack of confidence... the last thing I lack is confidence, call it an early mid life crisis if you want :D - some get toys/a young slut/try to revisit their childhood state, I got a boob job and I love it.
You should post pictures in the gallery and we will give them marks out of 10. :D
 
#20
Dread pulls up a sandbag and swings the lantern...

Last May I was at a party at the Playboy Mansion. Thanks to the way I treated the head barman (gave him a glass of the vintage bubbly I had brought along) I was announced to the other bar staff as a "platinum customer". Apart from the fact that this meant I got served ahead of the crowd and got better quality booze, it meant that a lot of the girls at the party thought I was a) rich and b) important (obviously I am neither).

A girl made the comment that she needed 10,000USD for some new tits as hers had calcified. I then spent the next 30 minutes playing her breasts and those of her friends, doing a compare and contrast. Hers were like cricket balls wrapped in tight leather, but some of the others had great tits.

I got to play with silicon (old and new), saline, oil and natural. I also got to compare cheap jobs (half a football shaped inserts with lots of scarring around the nipple and under the lobe) to tasteful teardrop shaped efforts with minimal scars.

While all gave me wood, I must state that firm and natural is the best. I will however choose artificial if the alternative is a saggy, vein covered effort with stretchmarks and nipples pointing to the toes!
 

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