Hooray for boobies

as i've never had the pleasure of fondling a pair of surgically enhanced chest puppies, i've always wondered how they compare to a decent sized pair of 'originals'. anybody care to enlighten me

 

Many moons ago I sampled what I was expecting to be the delights of a pair of surgically enhanced breastingtons.... in truth they are shite.

If you have sh1t tits and surgery is the only option then fair enough, but I've known women with absolutely cracking norks, who complained they were too small.... Bollocks...... I hate big jugs, I like natural well formed, round on the underside belting puppies with nipples that go stiff the second you get them in your kisser... mmmmmmm jubblies

If I was speakign to a bird with false threppenies I would assuem she was hiding behind them, had confidence issues and was well and truly up her own arrse.

Keep your tupaware tits.... they are for porn whores and deformed birds with sh1t jugs.

 

I would play on tuperware tits lack of confidence so I could get my spuds drained.
But saying that I prefer natural, how could God get them wrong!

 

I once had the pleasure of fondling a certain female Int Corps subbie's large chest pillows, when I (rather absent mindedly) remarked that her nipples seemed to be in the wrong place. It was not the right thing to say. She had had breast reduction surgery, and was VERY touchy (if you excuse the pun) about her now rather 'dip & dazzle' pair.

I don't think love blossomed for too much longer after that.

 

If there a bit small get them to go on top, then they hang down a bit and make them look bigger! Also big tits end up going "down south" later on in life, though probably not a moral booster to the smaller breasted lady your trying to shag.

Hope Mrs Leveller doesnt see this, or the lose/lose question of how do mine rate?

 

more than a handful's a waste anyway,
WW

 

I voted Nigella as I assumed that that was the 'natural' choice.

Plastic tits - WTF are they about? Real, dangly and natural - the only way to go.

I know this 'cos I looked up my diaries from 20/30 years ago

 

That shows a shocking lack of imagination old chap

However, having experienced many different (yes I'm bragging now) types, large, firm and natural would be my preference. Plastic boobies are simply wrong.

 

I have a friend who has surgical accessories!

and being a game girl - she is very proud of her purchases and is only too happy to show them to interested individuals.

Must admit, she doesnt get a lot of eye contact with men

 

We'll bethe judge of that...Any pictures?

Seriously tho,'enhanced' norks stick out & in some cases are as hard as rock!!!And the scar as well....urrgghh.....

 

Ditto.

Although I hope to god it wasn't the same woman.

Upon squeezing, my first thought was 'feels a like stress ball(s)'

 

So what would you guys deem as a 'decent sized pair' then, considering all have different preferences. I know many say bigger is better but is this true?

 

More than a handful's a waste. Unless you have a penchant for receiving tit w*nks, in which case the more the merrier.

 

so a decent sized pair would need to be at least a C cup, but preferably moulded by god not a plastic surgeon

 

bigger is better although you cant always allow for the saggy "overblaaters" that are around, its nice to feel your actually with a women, rather than a flat chested strumpet with the body of a vietnamese orphan....