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Hooray for boobies
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Many moons ago I sampled what I was expecting to be the delights of a pair of surgically enhanced breastingtons.... in truth they are shite.
If you have sh1t tits and surgery is the only option then fair enough, but I've known women with absolutely cracking norks, who complained they were too small.... Bollocks...... I hate big jugs, I like natural well formed, round on the underside belting puppies with nipples that go stiff the second you get them in your kisser... mmmmmmm jubblies
If I was speakign to a bird with false threppenies I would assuem she was hiding behind them, had confidence issues and was well and truly up her own arrse.
Keep your tupaware tits.... they are for porn whores and deformed birds with sh1t jugs.
If you have sh1t tits and surgery is the only option then fair enough, but I've known women with absolutely cracking norks, who complained they were too small.... Bollocks...... I hate big jugs, I like natural well formed, round on the underside belting puppies with nipples that go stiff the second you get them in your kisser... mmmmmmm jubblies
If I was speakign to a bird with false threppenies I would assuem she was hiding behind them, had confidence issues and was well and truly up her own arrse.
Keep your tupaware tits.... they are for porn whores and deformed birds with sh1t jugs.
B
I once had the pleasure of fondling a certain female Int Corps subbie's large chest pillows, when I (rather absent mindedly) remarked that her nipples seemed to be in the wrong place. It was not the right thing to say. She had had breast reduction surgery, and was VERY touchy (if you excuse the pun) about her now rather 'dip & dazzle' pair.
I don't think love blossomed for too much longer after that.
I don't think love blossomed for too much longer after that.
If there a bit small get them to go on top, then they hang down a bit and make them look bigger! Also big tits end up going "down south" later on in life, though probably not a moral booster to the smaller breasted lady your trying to shag.
Hope Mrs Leveller doesnt see this, or the lose/lose question of how do mine rate?
Hope Mrs Leveller doesnt see this, or the lose/lose question of how do mine rate?
Bedpan2zero said:
I have a friend who has surgical accessories!
and being a game girl - she is very proud of her purchases and is only too happy to show them to interested individuals.
Must admit, she doesnt get a lot of eye contact with men
and being a game girl - she is very proud of her purchases and is only too happy to show them to interested individuals.
Must admit, she doesnt get a lot of eye contact with men
Seriously tho,'enhanced' norks stick out & in some cases are as hard as rock!!!And the scar as well....urrgghh.....
whit_RE said:
as i've never had the pleasure of fondling a pair of surgically enhanced chest puppies, i've always wondered how they compare to a decent sized pair of 'originals'. anybody care to enlighten me 
Random_Task said:
Upon squeezing, my first thought was 'feels a like stress ball(s)'
As for scarring, mine are about 3 inches long each tit (slightly bigger than the average scar) but again you cant see them as they are on the crease underneath. Think the most obvious scars are those for breast uplift when they cut around the nipple meaning that sensation to the nipple is sometimes affected permenantly. Again a good boob augmentation that went well shouldn't have this affect because it doesn't have anything to do with the nipple.
As for doing it for lack of confidence... the last thing I lack is confidence, call it an early mid life crisis if you want
- some get toys/a young slut/try to revisit their childhood state, I got a boob job and I love it.
tigerbaby said:
Random_Task said:
Upon squeezing, my first thought was 'feels a like stress ball(s)'
As for scarring, mine are about 3 inches long each tit (slightly bigger than the average scar) but again you cant see them as they are on the crease underneath. Think the most obvious scars are those for breast uplift when they cut around the nipple meaning that sensation to the nipple is sometimes affected permenantly. Again a good boob augmentation that went well shouldn't have this affect.
As for doing it for lack of confidence... the last thing I lack is confidence, call it an early mid life crisis if you want
- some get toys/a young slut/try to revisit their childhood state, I got a boob job and I love it.
Dread pulls up a sandbag and swings the lantern...
Last May I was at a party at the Playboy Mansion. Thanks to the way I treated the head barman (gave him a glass of the vintage bubbly I had brought along) I was announced to the other bar staff as a "platinum customer". Apart from the fact that this meant I got served ahead of the crowd and got better quality booze, it meant that a lot of the girls at the party thought I was a) rich and b) important (obviously I am neither).
A girl made the comment that she needed 10,000USD for some new tits as hers had calcified. I then spent the next 30 minutes playing her breasts and those of her friends, doing a compare and contrast. Hers were like cricket balls wrapped in tight leather, but some of the others had great tits.
I got to play with silicon (old and new), saline, oil and natural. I also got to compare cheap jobs (half a football shaped inserts with lots of scarring around the nipple and under the lobe) to tasteful teardrop shaped efforts with minimal scars.
While all gave me wood, I must state that firm and natural is the best. I will however choose artificial if the alternative is a saggy, vein covered effort with stretchmarks and nipples pointing to the toes!
Last May I was at a party at the Playboy Mansion. Thanks to the way I treated the head barman (gave him a glass of the vintage bubbly I had brought along) I was announced to the other bar staff as a "platinum customer". Apart from the fact that this meant I got served ahead of the crowd and got better quality booze, it meant that a lot of the girls at the party thought I was a) rich and b) important (obviously I am neither).
A girl made the comment that she needed 10,000USD for some new tits as hers had calcified. I then spent the next 30 minutes playing her breasts and those of her friends, doing a compare and contrast. Hers were like cricket balls wrapped in tight leather, but some of the others had great tits.
I got to play with silicon (old and new), saline, oil and natural. I also got to compare cheap jobs (half a football shaped inserts with lots of scarring around the nipple and under the lobe) to tasteful teardrop shaped efforts with minimal scars.
While all gave me wood, I must state that firm and natural is the best. I will however choose artificial if the alternative is a saggy, vein covered effort with stretchmarks and nipples pointing to the toes!
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