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HOORAH!

#1
Just popped by to say give a good old pat on the back and hugs to my second favorite bunch of military folks.

I was a U.S. Marine bitch.

Semper Fidelis, Blokes and Birds!
 
#3
*pedant mode on*

Did you mean:

'I was a US Marine, Bitch'

or

'I was a US Marine bitch'

The two do have rather different meanings, but I suspect you weren't intending to suggest (as the latter does) that you were, for a period of time, used by the US Marine Corp as a sexual plaything. Of course the former isn't exactly going to ingratiate you to the ARRSE community.

*pedant mode off*

I wouldn't normally make this sort of point, but we need to know in which direction to take your imminent abuse.
 
#4
My imminent abuse is imminent. ;)

You can take whatever I say with a grain of sugar (salt causes high blood-pressure).

Rarely am I serious about anything. Hell, I'm a roleplaying geek.
If I point at you and cut loose with a verbal string of epithets, understand that it's one grunt to another and there is NOTHING personal in it.

One of your mates on this board is Listy. Ask him about me.

Now, go drink yer green ale with a tea chaser and leave the coffee to the REAL fighters! :D

(If there's no coffee in the house, I get cranky)

P.S. No bodybuilding here. 125 pounds (almost 9 Stone) of solid muscle with a black belt in Krav Maga. Any takers? :p
 
#13
but they're not nice blokes, so they wont be nice.
 
#14
Good point, gado.

Gremlin, is there a law in the UK that says you HAVE to read everything ever posted? I thought not.

If this posting drives you crazy, don't read it. I'm trying to be nice to my brothers and sisters in arms. We all share a "quality" that most people on this fracked-out planet don't.
 
#15
kravchick2000 said:
My imminent abuse is imminent. ;)

You can take whatever I say with a grain of sugar (salt causes high blood-pressure).

Rarely am I serious about anything. Hell, I'm a roleplaying geek.
If I point at you and cut loose with a verbal string of epithets, understand that it's one grunt to another and there is NOTHING personal in it.

One of your mates on this board is Listy. Ask him about me.

Now, go drink yer green ale with a tea chaser and leave the coffee to the REAL fighters! :D

(If there's no coffee in the house, I get cranky)

P.S. No bodybuilding here. 125 pounds (almost 9 Stone) of solid muscle with a black belt in Krav Maga. Any takers? :p
You fucking dull septic retard.

What the fuck is 'Krav Mara'?? Some sort of Irish folk dancing?
 
#18
Flasheart, Krav Maga is the Israeli form of martial arts, you rude, crude, socially unacceptable individual. Ask your S.A.S. mates. I'm sure they'll tell you or will be happy demonstrate on your happy ass.
 
#19
kravchick2000 said:
Flasheart, Krav Maga is the Israeli form of martial arts, you rude, crude, socially unacceptable individual. Ask your S.A.S. mates. I'm sure they'll tell you or will be happy demonstrate on your happy ass.
F'kin slack jawed banjo playing hick.

kravchick, is there a law in the US that says you HAVE to read everything ever posted? I thought not.

Go away you weird human.
 
#20
.S. No bodybuilding here. 125 pounds (almost 9 Stone) of solid muscle with a black belt in Krav Maga. Any takers?

Krav Maga, Hebrew for "Contact Combat" oooohhh i'm impressed i bet you do the military version that includes killing techniques.

A bit of advice love, don't come on a British Mil website and try to tell us how hard you are. Especially with you being a yank.

Flashy, take her on mukka.
 

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