Hoopla stalls closed after mong-baiting!

#1
Two hoopla stalls on Blackpool promenade have been closed after complaints stallholders had been conning and intimidating customers.

The stalls were raided by Blackpool Council officers after customers complained they had lost money.

Council workers used undercover cameras to gather evidence before closing the stalls and seizing their documentation.

The stalls were said to be targeting vulnerable people such as the young and those with learning disabilities.

There were allegations that customers were told it was guaranteed they would win and some were even being taken to cash machines to withdraw more money.

http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/uk_news/england/lancashire/7647894.stm
Right, who was it?

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#2
mmmmm, I can foresee a long thread with MANY ideas for making cash out of mongs appearing.

Pay £10 to catch the red helium-filled laboon before it disappears. If you win, you get to have a ithecleme.
 
#3
It would be better to give them a laboon as a prize, and watch them try to get said ithecleme somewhere near there mouth.


Edited for spastic fingers. :oops:
 
#4
dragknuckle said:
It would be better to give them a laboon as a prize, and watch them try to get said ithecleme somewhere near there mouth.
And then have a sideline taking bets on how much would land in the mouth, how much on the clothes and how much of an eppy they throw when a seagull nips off with the rest.
 
#5
Oh, too easy! A little science needs to be applied here for some real fun. First, peel a red condom over an empty wafer cone. Remove the base of the cone and inflate condom with helium through it. Next fill cone with Mr Whippy through same channel and knot condom tightly. Voila! Laboon and ithkleem in one, and so elusive if there is a slip between recieving the tenner for same and handing it over!!!

Even if mong manages to grab it before it sails off, it's worth giving a fiver back for what happens next. Either world-class tantrum as ithkleem proves to be unlickable, or, in smarter cases, tears and frustration as laboon is burst, only to cover mong in Mr Whippy and bits of wafer.
 
#8
Unacceptable. This is what politicians do.
 
#10
Yokel said:
Unacceptable. This is what politicians do.
Yes. Rather pales besides say some easily panicked retards getting fleeced of $750 Billion.

hoop·la /ˈhuplɑ/ Pronunciation Key - Show Spelled Pronunciation[hoop-lah] Pronunciation Key - Show IPA Pronunciation
–noun Informal.
1. bustling excitement or activity; commotion; hullabaloo; to-do.
2. sensational publicity; ballyhoo.
3. speech or writing intended to mislead or to obscure an issue.
 
#11
alib said:
Yokel said:
Unacceptable. This is what politicians do.
Yes. Rather pales besides say some easily panicked retards getting fleeced of $750 Billion.

hoop·la /ˈhuplɑ/ Pronunciation Key - Show Spelled Pronunciation[hoop-lah] Pronunciation Key - Show IPA Pronunciation
–noun Informal.
1. bustling excitement or activity; commotion; hullabaloo; to-do.
2. sensational publicity; ballyhoo.
3. speech or writing intended to mislead or to obscure an issue.
mong capital of the world so many hoops too few rings
 
#12
There were allegations that customers were told it was guaranteed they would win.
hoopla[/b]]hoop·la /ˈhuplɑ/ Pronunciation Key - Show Spelled Pronunciation[hoop-lah] Pronunciation Key - Show IPA Pronunciation
–noun Informal.
1. bustling excitement or activity; commotion; hullabaloo; to-do.
2. sensational publicity; ballyhoo.
3. speech or writing intended to mislead or to obscure an issue.
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My bold.

If that's a genuine description of what the word hoopla means, then it seems the people running the stalls were doing just what they had advertised under the name...
 
#13
A doctor friend of mine told me that the best way to have fun with mongs is to tell them that they are not mong enough to recieve benefits....and a couple of days later that they were now mong enough to merit secure mental hospital....and....well, when you've got a hard job to do it breaks the monotony.
 

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