Hooped Earrings-Mark of Chav Scum

#1
Before I become a total cnut and derail one of the best threads on the arrse;

http://www.arrse.co.uk/naafi-bar/160524-whats-holy-grail-unseen-celebrity-tits.html

Hoopy Earrings.

Worn by chav women.

Who can disagree?

The sort that hang around town centres screeching, drunk on bitch piss and who just won't clear off or shut up when told to. They've nothing to say and saying it far too loud.

I don't care how tight their snatch is or how hot their body is, you wear hoopy earrings and you're one gregs pasty away from this lot.

Fire up the outrage bus, preferably the one with the exhaust pipe that goes back up into the passenger compartment.
 

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#2
Depends whether you're after quality or quantity. It's a well known fact that size of a girl's hoop earrings can be directly linked to how much of a slag she is.
 
#3
After over 8 years as a copper in Newport (the chav capitol of Wales) I have to agree with the OP.

Hooped earrings are the mark of the chav harridan, the bigger the hoop, the bigger the chav.
 
#7
I disagree. Girls in big hoopy earrings make me hard.

The best thing about shagging chavvy birds is that you don't have to explain or apologise, or buy them flowers or jewellery. A bag of chips is often enough.
 

Fang_Farrier

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#8
What's wrong with them, gives you something to hold onto to!
 
#9
I disagree. Girls in big hoopy earrings make me hard.

The best thing about shagging chavvy birds is that you don't have to explain or apologise, or buy them flowers or jewellery. A bag of chips is often enough.
Yes, you're right, but you are suposed to be related to them first....

 
#10
The top 3 pictures of this thread I would....... anal dry, then straight in thier gob with a big lump of their poo on the end of my knob - just thier style..
 

cent05zr70

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#13
What's wrong with them, gives you something to hold onto to!
Not as good as a cooness with a gurt bone through her hooter. Ride it like a bike. Yeehaw.
 
#17
Chavtowns - Britain's worst places to live!

Some classic lines in there inluding the comment about Greggs - serving a wide range of freshly baked saturated fat

I suspect some of our more articulate arrsers may subscribe.
 
#18
I am led to believe that the size of the earing is a direct reference to the slackness of the vag of the chav in question. So if you see rings you could fit your fist through..........
 
#19
Hooped earrings are fucking mega!!

There's a shithole pub in Nottingham called Revival that is a magnet for shopgirls dressed as St Trinians and fat birds poured into 'sexy' nurse outfits. It stays open late so once you've been kicked out of a decent club for decorating the dancefloor or threatening to kill the DJ for not playing Candy Flips 'Strawberry Fields' you head off there looking for the largest pair of hooped earrings you can find with a bottle of WKD Blue in each hand.

It's almost impossible not to end the night in the entrance to the car park on Market Street having a pierced tongue rubbed around your bellend as you drop bits of your kebab on to the top of her head.

Lush.
 

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