MDN has quite properly complained in this forum of the lack of 'Typical Squaddie Humour' posts. In an effort bring the NAAFI Bar back to it's rightful place as the Vanguard of British Culture, (cousins please take note) I'd like to hear of any tales of the ever popular Hoop Dhobi ! The first one that springs to my mind was a night at Bucanneer's in NSG. I chucking down Tusker on slate and was just watching the scantilly clad mahouris trying to seperate the boys from their shillingi for dubious favours. One of the Jock lads had decided that these girls needed to be treated like the lasses back in Glasgow so he grabbed one and got busy swapping spit with her big time. He glanced up to tell us just what he was about to do to her in a couple of shakes and saw that the dozen of lads he was about to impress were all pissing themselves with laughter. We were bloody crying ! "Och, fcuk youse, ah'll be the one laughing soon enough ! What's so fcuking funny ?" The grungiest of the hysterical mob managed to gasp out between his belly-laughs, "Aye, but it's no three minutes since yon lass gave me a hoop dhobi ! An' ye're chomping on ma ring !" Damn, but that bloke could put on a turn of speed to the bogs ! Well I guess you had to be there. There's got to be some better stories than that out there, so lets get the NAAFI Bar back where it belongs.