Hookers, tarts and hos

#1
Came across this the other day...

More than 200 years on from his death, the author of a scandalous bestseller of Georgian London has been outed.
For almost 30 years from 1757, Harris's List of Covent Garden Ladies was the essential gentleman's accessory for a night on the town. Historian Hallie Rubenhold estimates it sold at least 250,000 copies.

It offered very particular advice, guiding clients to the doorstep of Miss Smith, of Duke's Court in Bow Street, "a well made lass, something under the middle size, with dark brown hair and a good complexion"; warning them off Miss Robinson, at the Jelly Shops, "a slim and genteel made girl - but rather too flat"; and kindly including Mrs Hamblin, No 1 Naked-Boy Court in the Strand - "The young lady in question is not above 56 ... we know she must be particularly useful to elderly gentlemen who are very nice in having their linen got up."
Got me thinking, with the years of combined whoring amassed by the arrse collective, surely we could come up with something very similar. Maybe if we get enough responses we could forward them to the Lonley Planet/Rough Guide and get it knocked up into print... Now THAT would be a proper tourists guide to the world :D

Over to you....
 
#2
social_hangrenade by name..........social handgrenade by nature.......:lol:

I'm not sure the general public want to know about dubious whore houses in Belize... :oops:
 
#3
There's been a bit of a stink over here as a website run by one of the major media groups in Denmark was running a 'massage test' section. Same idea, though a bit more up to date, imagine if you're list was a couple of years old.............could have been a major disappointment.

http://www.cphpost.dk/get/96413.html
 
#4
I remember reading a book years ago about a fella who travelled the world visting knocking shops and ladies of the night quite good think he got stiched up by a ladyboy in berlin
 
#5
Lads a online version has been done already with the massage parlours and 'escorts' of our fair isle online here http://www.punternet.com/ very quickly found on a google search.



J
 
#6
BiGbAddAbOOm said:
Lads a online version has been done already with the massage parlours and 'escorts' of our fair isle online here http://www.punternet.com/ very quickly found on a google search.



J
just stumbled across this did you :?: :?: :?:
 
#7
Yep and been having a giggle do searches on it, with the Mrs try searching for ipswich area pick Rona..... read the reviews then go to her website ...... keep a sick bag handy .......




J
 
#8
Save you searching ..... take a swig of your finest firewater ...... get your bezzer to come and get you if you don't get out in ten ....... http://www.club-rona.com
 
#9
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#10
I think the septics have gone one further and are activly advertising http://www.dashaus.co.uk/dogs.swf (this file is 3mb and you will need flashplayer installed for your browser).



J

Now off to quoff some german beer as boxhead wife has decided to celebrate her team narrowly progressing further in the world cup :)
 
#12
obviously they came to lincolnshire to film that video 8O 8O 8O 8O
 
#13
A_Knocker_Till_The_End said:
obviously they came to lincolnshire to film that video 8O 8O 8O 8O
or to be more accurate they went to grantham to film it
 
#14
balldrick said:
A_Knocker_Till_The_End said:
obviously they came to lincolnshire to film that video 8O 8O 8O 8O
or to be more accurate they went to grantham to film it
i was not going to be TOO specific :oops: :oops:
 
#16
Old Rhona is not too bad, you just need to throw a bit of flour on her and try and find the wet patch.
Have to laugh at the bit that says modelling, modelling what feckin shoes.
 

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