Hooked trying for a hooker

#2
Perhps his punishment will be the Wire Brush nd Bleach treatment.......
 
#7
Squaddie tries to fuck whore, I'm not certain this is actually news.
 
#10
Exactly mate, he should be up for promotion, he's probably done loads of the *****.
Pumped them full of the Colonels custard.
Wonder if his excuse will be "I got confused about pimping my ride".
 

Ravers

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#13
I fondly recall walking out of that shitty “massage” parlour in Plymouth having just been wanked off by some Eastern European skank and bumping into my DO who was waiting in the lobby for his turn.

I seem to recall I got quite a good report that year.
 
#15
I saw Rupert's in the whorehouses on more than one occasion.
Tut. In my day we had a better quality house of horizontal refreshment that was off limits to the Snuffies. Wouldn't want to catch anything from the ORs.
 
#17
Found a chap over-refreshed face down on a table in the Big C in Belize, abandoned by his chums. Got him upright and into a taxi and walked him through the gate with no grief. He said 'Cheers chaps' and turned off on the way back to the huts but we were back on camp and he knew best. Several days later had to throw up a salute to a passing Captain in the KOSBs who looked somewhat familiar. I said "Morning Sir. How was the head?" Puzzled look followed by embarassed realization. Ruperts get stiffies too apparently.
 

Auld-Yin

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#18
Well the Colonel hot exactly what he wanted because he is well fcuked now!
 

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