Hook, line and sinker

Discussion in 'The Intelligence Cell' started by pompey, Feb 7, 2006.

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  1. :D
    When will he be sentenced?
  2. Hooray for Britain,

    Who said the British justice system was flawed.

    Mind you his sentence will probably involve a hareem and a mansion in Sussex.
  3. Do we take bets on how long it will be before he is accorded "martyr" status by his fellows in this country?
  4. Good. I hope they throw away the key.
  5. This and the mock bomber in one day? Life is good.
  6. More likely community service.

    Who has any ideas for his community service jobs:

    Cleaning the local church
    Washing the sheets in the local gay brothel

    any others?
  7. Coat hook in a public toilet?
  8. I feel a bit sorry for him.

    The judge would have let him off with a caution if he'd just put his hands up......

    Coat, check, taxi, check....
  9. How about working for a gay, Christian pork butcher? Or am I going to Hell for that one?
  10. result!!!! That, and the six nations, what a setup for the week. All we need now is for Blair to call an election!!!
  11. Stand by for the embassy torchings....
  12. Woo-hoo! 8)

    (I feel sorry for his allocated ARRSE-wiper though... 8O )
  13. Only if you are Islamic!
  14. Actually, it's only if the Islamics are right about God. Which they very well might be.