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  1. ASBO Adventure Work Experience Parks

    Bringing together exciting concepts that engage with the vibrant youth of today like German hi-tech thinking, PC games like Castle Wallenstein and much more, these parks offer a fun and practical alternative to current educational solutions for challenged kids.

    Fun Is Our Watchword !!!!

    Dangerous Dogs - Think they're cool? So do we !!! Our staff have rottweilers, dobermans and other savage breeds for you to pet, play with and exercise. They just eat you up!!!!

    Fast Food - You've got it!!! Try it our way !!! You'll be amazed at the speed of service, the portions and our cool themed restaurants.

    Guns - Like to pop a cap? All our staff are weapons-trained and armed. See guns in action every day !

    Work Experience - Boring old work?? Think again! Our specially-designed facility, The Quarry, gives you instant hands-on experience and teaches a whole range of skills from teamwork tofirst aid. The outdoors not for you? Try our indoor centre, The Ovens. In the warm, intimate atmosphere you'll pick up man-management skills as you help other trainees on their next career move. And there's much, much more!!!

    Education- We take your education seriously. No dull books, all the courses at our specilly-equipped training centre, The Chamber, are interactive. learn about cool things like electricity, human biology and psychology from our enthusiastic trainers.

    Party All Nite - Like spending a night with your mates? nothing could be easier in our open-planSuperHut accomodation where you can rock the nite away with lots of bro's. And hey, we positively encourage bed-sharing. Prefer your own space? We've got something special for you!!!

    Respec- Hey Bro! Respec is our watchword!!!

    Want to learn more? Come and visit - you'll never leave!!!!!
  2. Do the parks have a Arbeit Macht Frei sign over the entrance gates??? :D
  3. Nah... " Work Is Cool, If Not, You'll Get Hot !!"
  4. Ah! Cookery courses :D Sounds exciting 8)
  5. Auld-Yin

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    Sshhh. The Padre might hear you. :evil: