Proof that the gene pool needs a stir occasionally- http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/england/wear/6132140.stm I did hear that this clown was a serviceman, but can't find a link. Apologies if someone has already posted this, but despite the serious consequences, it's hilarious. Still looking for the phone vid. Will post if found. Btw- Don't try this at home kids.