Honour amongst Squaddies.

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  1. Not being a squaddie myself just yet, what are the things you would ABSOLUTELY NOT do to a fellow squaddie? You may skiff him, beat him, piss in his beer but what are the unwritten DONTS of squaddidom?
  2. So apart from taking one for the team and getting the local trollops pished so your mates can have a pop?
  3. Wank in your mates sock but it must be a good mate.
  4. Never send in his PPP asking for 3 Para mortars
  5. pumping his grandmotherm but mother is fair game
  6. It's totally dishonorable to get caught scrubbin the cheese off your cock with your mates toothbrush. The scrubbin is ok... getting caught is bad.
  7. Never stand and watch a mate getting a kicking, always good to have company in the med centre
  8. ace.
  9. unless she is a looker :thumright: :thumleft: :thumright: :thumleft:
  10. i once sat on my mates bed in the block, i had a spot of food poisoning and followed thru onto his sheets, it was funny but dishonourable.
  11. A Dishonourable Discharge?
  12. Asking him "what are the things you would ABSOLUTELY NOT do to a fellow squaddie? "
  13. If you have any home made porn and not showing your room mate is out of order...

    .. unless it's you and his ugly grandmother, as previously discussed.