Honour amongst Squaddies.

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  1. Not being a squaddie myself just yet, what are the things you would ABSOLUTELY NOT do to a fellow squaddie? You may skiff him, beat him, piss in his beer but what are the unwritten DONTS of squaddidom?
     
  2. The_Cad

    The_Cad Crow

  3. So apart from taking one for the team and getting the local trollops pished so your mates can have a pop?
     
  4. iamaviking

    iamaviking Old-Salt

    Wank in your mates sock but it must be a good mate.
     
  5. Never send in his PPP asking for 3 Para mortars
     
  6. Twist_To_Open

    Twist_To_Open Old-Salt

    pumping his grandmotherm but mother is fair game
     
  7. It's totally dishonorable to get caught scrubbin the cheese off your cock with your mates toothbrush. The scrubbin is ok... getting caught is bad.
     
  8. Never stand and watch a mate getting a kicking, always good to have company in the med centre
     
  9. ace.
     
  10. A_Knocker_Till_The_End

    A_Knocker_Till_The_End LE Moderator

    unless she is a looker :thumright: :thumleft: :thumright: :thumleft:
     
  11. iamaviking

    iamaviking Old-Salt

    i once sat on my mates bed in the block, i had a spot of food poisoning and followed thru onto his sheets, it was funny but dishonourable.
     
  12. spoiltb

    spoiltb Old-Salt

    A Dishonourable Discharge?
     
  13. Asking him "what are the things you would ABSOLUTELY NOT do to a fellow squaddie? "
     
  14. If you have any home made porn and not showing your room mate is out of order...

    .. unless it's you and his ugly grandmother, as previously discussed.