Honour amongst Squaddies.

Not being a squaddie myself just yet, what are the things you would ABSOLUTELY NOT do to a fellow squaddie? You may skiff him, beat him, piss in his beer but what are the unwritten DONTS of squaddidom?
 
So apart from taking one for the team and getting the local trollops pished so your mates can have a pop?
 

iamaviking

Old-Salt
Wank in your mates sock but it must be a good mate.
 
Never send in his PPP asking for 3 Para mortars
 

Twist_To_Open

Old-Salt
pumping his grandmotherm but mother is fair game
 
It's totally dishonorable to get caught scrubbin the cheese off your cock with your mates toothbrush. The scrubbin is ok... getting caught is bad.
 
BanjoBill said:
It's totally dishonorable to get caught scrubbin the cheese off your c*** with your mates toothbrush. The scrubbin is ok... getting caught is bad.
ace.
 
Twist_To_Open said:
pumping his grandmotherm but mother is fair game
unless she is a looker :thumright: :thumleft: :thumright: :thumleft:
 

iamaviking

Old-Salt
i once sat on my mates bed in the block, i had a spot of food poisoning and followed thru onto his sheets, it was funny but dishonourable.
 

spoiltb

Old-Salt
iamaviking said:
i once sat on my mates bed in the block, i had a spot of food poisoning and followed thru onto his sheets, it was funny but dishonourable.
A Dishonourable Discharge?
 
If you have any home made porn and not showing your room mate is out of order...

.. unless it's you and his ugly grandmother, as previously discussed.
 

B_AND_T

LE
Book Reviewer
Going out on a weekend, getting a couple of blow jobs, and on getting back giving your mate one.

No No No
 

coax-on

Old-Salt
1. Not react to 'man down' shout
2. Stand by while he's getting filled in
3. Attempt to 'mow' his girlfriends lawn after the initial 3 week bedding in period
4. Theft
5. Fail to be the wing man and go off with his girlfriends ugly mate ('throwing oneself on the fat grenade' as mentioned in another thread)
 
Outstanding said:
Asking him "what are the things you would ABSOLUTELY NOT do to a fellow squaddie? "[/quote

Being a cnut.
 

oldbooty

War Hero
coax-on said:
1. Not react to 'man down' shout
2. Stand by while he's getting filled in
3. Attempt to 'mow' his girlfriends lawn after the initial 3 week bedding in period
4. Theft
5. Fail to be the wing man and go off with his girlfriends ugly mate ('throwing oneself on the fat grenade' as mentioned in another thread)
Absolutely
but you forgot
6 theft
7 theft
8 theft

NEVER steal from your mates unless you want the worlds worst beating.

Theiving bastard
never did get me watch back

grumble grumble
 

coax-on

Old-Salt
oldbooty said:
coax-on said:
1. Not react to 'man down' shout
2. Stand by while he's getting filled in
3. Attempt to 'mow' his girlfriends lawn after the initial 3 week bedding in period
4. Theft
5. Fail to be the wing man and go off with his girlfriends ugly mate ('throwing oneself on the fat grenade' as mentioned in another thread)
Absolutely
but you forgot
6 theft
7 theft
8 theft

NEVER steal from your mates unless you want the worlds worst beating.

Theiving fatherless
never did get me watch back

grumble grumble
And that goes for the tw*t who had me Norgie jumper away in 88 - I'm still looking for you!
 

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