Honorary Brit?

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  1. No fcuking chance he is a septic

  2. Maybe if he swears allegiance to the Union Flag

  3. Yep good egg

  1. Corporal has been hanging around Arse and contributing for a while now, he is one of a handful of Jargonites that joined when we trashed thier site.

    As much as it grieves me to admit it, I quite like him.... in a Master and dog kind of way.. nothing like a best mate or remotley linked to anything like a Brit could be...... but he's ok


    He doesn't post like a typical septic and has clearly read the profanasaurus from front to back a few times.

    He has yet to kill anyone in a blue on blue

    Down sides
    He is still a septic
    He was a US Marine
    He is a cnut
    He slept with LNV and BB (unconfirmed but likely)

    He gets my vote on a couple of conditions.

    1. Absolutley no whooping or hollering or hi fiving
    2. No gay songs if ever in a Brits company
    3. Lags himself in light jeans and posts the pics.
    4. Has this piccy as his screensaver
  2. I like him, that pink lycra really suits his complexion :wink:
  3. I like the lagging the jeans bit.

    He should p1ss himself and then get rid of that stoooopid CPL picture and have the wet pants (trousers to us) as his picture.

    oh, and i think he should wring them into his mouth and gargle the british national anthem.........whilst performing a british salute.

    Its all or nothing im afraid!! :twisted:
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    Burn that silly gay flag and stand properly to attention, bending and driving not sliding yer leg in like a Navy tart... Then give a proper crisp salute to a real Flag........

    Not quite like that, but I'd do her so it doesn't matter that her wrist is cocked :D
  5. He wont want it, he'll think its better to be a fat ugly septic.
  6. I'm honoured!

    How's this for a new avatar?

  7. Will you say this outloud in the company of your septic coworkers?

    I turn my back on my crap nation
    its a gay multicultured abomination
    I won't buy cream I'll use carnation
    The union flag is my fixation
    Stars and stripes up for mutilation
    yes to wet pants, no to constipation
    If don't accept I know the implication
    MDN will kick my cnut through :D

    God Save the Queen and the beers are on the septic
  8. 8O

    I'm honored, but I think I will just remain the token Spam on ARRSE.

    Oh, and MC, f*ck off you gay Irish cop. :D
  9. Somebody has to make the tea...
  10. Suppose it saves us taking it off you in a Kangaroo court next week :D

    Oh and I lied about saying you were alright
  11. What's his inside leg measurement? Let's get the relevant stuff out the way....
  12. Are you craving an american one of these?

  13. i say he can be an honoury brit, as long as he promises not to cross over to this side of the pond :wink:
  14. Mdn, we dont just give out citizenship like they do in The United States of Disney. Its all about breeding and tradition. I'm sure the only tradition corpse has is breeding with the female members of his backward family. We could offer him Welsh or Jock membership. (He has to pass a weigh in first to qualify. Get under 300lbs, corpse and the keys to Cardiff are almost yours).

    Further to the self swamping picture evidence, we wish to see you punch a septic copper in the nose then lob one off over a copy of Harpers & Queen whilst wearing a tweed jacket with leather elbow pads, a pair of moleskin trousers and some green Hunter wellies whilst singing the third verse of our National Anthem. :wink:
  15. Come on Cpl you know you prefer rugby to American Pansyball